Shady Acres thief

[RaptorJedi]

Jesus is an archer friend aswell.

Haha, I saw him at Camp Noctis. I removed my claim because some of us are moving to more dangerous lands, and I tried to tell him it was okay to have my things, but he saw me and logged off quickly with a bunch of stuff I was just gonna leave behind for anyone to take. I bet he thought I was gonna kill him for theft.

[Malicus]

Jesus is an archer friend aswell.

So this is a guy I should hurt? ...'cause I saw him in my forest recently.

[Raephire]

Yes, make sure you have murder.

[Malicus]

Okay, I'll make sure to [obvious joke regarding his name not added so as to avoid upsetting religious sensitivities] him if I see him again.

[Potjeh]

What's the point? He'll just come back in three days due to server hiccup.

[Winter]

I just happened upon Jesus and his camp, should I slaughter?

[StarChaser]

Crucify the bastard. >_> (Pun intended... But seriously I don't know if you should or not...)

[Malicus]

In light of my reply that has been there for five days...

I declare your "pun" to have failed.

[StarChaser]

Yet your reply doesn't state any of the blasphemy mine did.

[Malicus]

I have implied blasphemy, which is just as awesome.