=== The Agency: World Wide Intelligence Agency ===

[imanique]

we might not have official forums history, but i found this with a quick google search.

he's been at it for 5 years

Yes, we've been in this business for five years. I don't want to scare you, but there's quite a lot of our people all over this world. We're still doing our job and nobody seems to notice that.

I really enjoy it - it prooves that The Agency has a really good model, and our Agents are really good at what they're doing.

[imanique]

sorry, but it is funny, you pop up every world about this time, make a huge recruitment thread and then we never hear from you again until the next world.

Yes, that's right. We've been here since World 5 and you never hear about our missions nor Agents.

I don't want to suggest that you're some kind of a mentally challenged person, but in the main topic it is clearly stated that we keep our missions and Agents secret.

You hear only about things that we want you to hear. Recruitment is enought.

[Comodo]

Yeah, you have been here since w5, and the amount of damage you caused has been equivalent to that of an ant.
Noone ever hired you, you never managed to execute anyone, or atleast anything above a naked fresh spawn.
Any good developed village/faction (Dis, AD, etc) has security protocols to prevent infilitration, at best you might be able to steal some shitty items and kill a forager alt. Infiltrating a faction or village like that so that you can actually cause some actual damage, would take atleast months and the damage you cause would be minimal and very easy to replace anyways.

I doubt any of your goons, if you even have any, are competent enough to be invited to join a faction/faction-village.

I mean your publicly recruiting for a Spy Network, on the. forums, you will end up with more double agents spying on the Spy Network, then actual agents.

I remember when you tried this in world 7 and you gave up after like 2 weeks probably because you got killed after stealing bunny slippers

[imanique]

*mumble bumble talk*

I admire how much you've got to say about things you know so little of. Dream your dreams, Comodo.

5 years ago we have noticed that it's hopeless to explain - on and on - that we operate in conspiracy. We would talk about it days after days, and there would still be tons of foolish people asking for details.

This is just unbelievable. These little minds think that we'll tell them our secrets to pleasure them. How naive is that? ; )

[FerrousToast]

*mumble bumble talk*

I admire how much you've got to say about things you know so little of. Dream your dreams, Comodo.

5 years ago we have noticed that it's hopeless to explain - on and on - that we operate in conspiracy. We would talk about it days after days, and there would still be tons of foolish people asking for details.

This is just unbelievable. These little minds think that we'll tell them our secrets to pleasure them. How naive is that? ; )

the funny thing here is that you think people care. Nice underline tho.

[Amanda44]

sorry, but it is funny, you pop up every world about this time, make a huge recruitment thread and then we never hear from you again until the next world.

Yes, that's right. We've been here since World 5 and you never hear about our missions nor Agents.

I don't want to suggest that you're some kind of a mentally challenged person, but in the main topic it is clearly stated that we keep our missions and Agents secret.

You hear only about things that we want you to hear. Recruitment is enought.

Yes you are indeed correct not to assume I'm mentally challenged, thank you.

You'll respond that that is because you are professional spies and doing your job well ...

Can't argue with that ...

Also, what comodo says ...

P.s. No playing as animals this world then?

[DDDsDD999]

I'm in.
This thread was top kek in previous worlds and it's top kek now

[Comodo]

*mumble bumble talk*

I admire how much you've got to say about things you know so little of. Dream your dreams, Comodo.

5 years ago we have noticed that it's hopeless to explain - on and on - that we operate in conspiracy. We would talk about it days after days, and there would still be tons of foolish people asking for details.

This is just unbelievable. These little minds think that we'll tell them our secrets to pleasure them. How naive is that? ; )

For all of world 7, I never heard any news of someone from Dis dying from the hands of the mysterious World Wide Intelligence Agency, and don't pull that "we operate in conspiracy shit", cause none of the causes of death were unusual, almost all of them were in combat and the rest were caused due to oversights.

[cecelia]

I have signed up and

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st received my first mission. Who is the target? What is my code name? HA! I will never reveal such things, for they are secret secrets.
Just know, I will forever be under every rock and in every forrest to watching you. Huzzah!

[infectedking]

here is some top info on my village



my beets are ready