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Re: whale milk

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dageir wrote:The orca did not seem to have much of an external breast. How would you get the milk out of there?
Same way you do a horse or any other mammal without a breast, udder, or other extension of flesh (other than nipple).
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Re: whale milk

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There's a nipple of some sorts that bebe whales would latch on to. I googled "orca tits" and "orca nipples" but didn't get anything, but in general that's how milking farm animals works. You don't milk a cow by squeezing the udder, but the teats in a particular fashion.

Damn all I wanted was whale milk.
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dageir wrote:The orca did not seem to have much of an external breast. How would you get the milk out of there?
You just feed the whale a clover and shove your bucket into her mammary slit.
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Whale Rider Credo incoming ... kill 150 whale to learn how to build a whale breastpump ... ride 25 Whales to be able to use the breastpump on whales ... attention!!!: whale riding RNG is leading to 99% deaths with 99,9% instant body decay ...

git sum noize boiz ...
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Re: whale milk

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borka wrote:Whale Rider Credo incoming ... kill 150 whale to learn how to build a whale breastpump ... ride 25 Whales to be able to use the breastpump on whales ... attention!!!: whale riding RNG is leading to 99% deaths with 99,9% instant body decay ...

git sum noize boiz ...
Been there!
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Re: whale milk

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Dolphin ... :?
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Re: whale milk

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Ants wrote:
dageir wrote:The orca did not seem to have much of an external breast. How would you get the milk out of there?
You just feed the whale a clover and shove your bucket into her mammary slit.
http://oceanadventures.co.za/nursing-underwater/
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Nothing of what is stated indicates that milking whales (dead or alive) would be viable in the pre-medieval era.
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dageir wrote:Nothing of what is stated indicates that milking whales (dead or alive) would be viable in the pre-medieval era.
...unlike teleporting or, say, punching a female cow repeatedly until it changes color and becomes male.

No, the thread is absolute shitposting vortex, but "not medieval enough?" That's not the argument to present here >.<
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Re: whale milk

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dageir wrote:
Ants wrote:
dageir wrote:The orca did not seem to have much of an external breast. How would you get the milk out of there?
You just feed the whale a clover and shove your bucket into her mammary slit.
http://oceanadventures.co.za/nursing-underwater/
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Nothing of what is stated indicates that milking whales (dead or alive) would be viable in the pre-medieval era.
Snowglobes were invented in the 1900's but they're still in the game.
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Re: whale milk

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[quote="Ants"
Nothing of what is stated indicates that milking whales (dead or alive) would be viable in the pre-medieval era.[/quote]
Snowglobes were invented in the 1900's but they're still in the game.
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Much of this should be purged from the game, yes.
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