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DDDsDD999
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Re: Willy Potter and the Muggle Invasion
Willy Potter was walking through the muggle ghettos filming his new hit show, Potter Pranks. When all of a sudden he saw it. A filth ridden, maggot infested muggle. He knew the opportunity had come. He ran up to the muggle and cast a Crucio spell, and the muggle immediately fell to the ground in convulsions of pain. However, Potter knew one spell wasn't enough for a quality prank, especially for his new show, Potter Pranks. He quickly cast a Confringo spell, bursting the muggle's clothes into flame. However Willy knew this wasn't enough for a prank. He cast yet another Confringo spell, frying the muggle's flesh, reducing the fat in his body to liquid pulp. As the fat seeped from the muggle's limp body, Willy knew this wasn't enough for a prank. Willy shouted "Sectum Sempra", immediately severing the limbs from the muggle's pale body. As the life left this muggle's body, Willy held the stiff, mutilated, burning corpse in his hand and muttered under his breath: "i-it's just a p-prank...bro..."
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DDDsDD999
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Re: Willy Potter and the Muggle Invasion
Wizards went on a casual hunting sesh.
Filthy muggles took down the horse Rakeygoo, born by the stallion, Rakey, and the loving mare, LadyGoo. Rakeygoo will be remembered.
2 AD downed
A statue of the mighty wizard who slain the foul muggles.
Went on an animal hunt afterwards, the bear was harder to kill tho.
Filthy muggles took down the horse Rakeygoo, born by the stallion, Rakey, and the loving mare, LadyGoo. Rakeygoo will be remembered.
2 AD downed
A statue of the mighty wizard who slain the foul muggles.
Went on an animal hunt afterwards, the bear was harder to kill tho.
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ssaaaax
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Re: Willy Potter and the Muggle Invasion
rip muldro and davis
tho i still love u mulder!
tho i still love u mulder!
NaoWhut wrote:In all honesty i suicided to dole
on purpose.
NaoWhut wrote:THE WEAK WILL ALWAYS BE AT THE MERCY OF THE STRONG XD
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ArvinJA
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Re: Willy Potter and the Muggle Invasion
I love my new shield, thank you dafels.
The low life has lost its appeal
And I'm tired of walking these streets
To a room with its cupboards bare
And I'm tired of walking these streets
To a room with its cupboards bare
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Onep
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Re: Willy Potter and the Muggle Invasion
Look, more wankers in the basement.
“We still, alas, cannot forestall it-
This dreadful ailment's heavy toll;
The spleen is what the English call it,
We call it simply, Russian soul.”
An idea to consider: Tedium, a Feature.
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Jorb hates me. :\
This dreadful ailment's heavy toll;
The spleen is what the English call it,
We call it simply, Russian soul.”
An idea to consider: Tedium, a Feature.
Do you like Onep? Do you think he'd look good in green? www.Onep4mod.com
Jorb hates me. :\
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spawningmink
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Re: Willy Potter and the Muggle Invasion
look like these muggles arnt even wizards!
it seems whilst trying to hit our warrior with a fire spell it was cast wrong and hit poor willy in the back
it seems whilst trying to hit our warrior with a fire spell it was cast wrong and hit poor willy in the back
ChildhoodObossite wrote:I actually lowkey admire Frosty, sometimes he can be a really cool guy
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ssaaaax
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Re: Willy Potter and the Muggle Invasion
fire spell XD lol
do u even know the wizards spells? that was actually rictusempra
do u even know the wizards spells? that was actually rictusempra
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NaoWhut wrote:In all honesty i suicided to dole
on purpose.
NaoWhut wrote:THE WEAK WILL ALWAYS BE AT THE MERCY OF THE STRONG XD
Show this to 10 friends or the rake will get you.
viewtopic.php?f=40&t=43766
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Onep
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Re: Willy Potter and the Muggle Invasion
Do you play on like 400x300 resolution?
“We still, alas, cannot forestall it-
This dreadful ailment's heavy toll;
The spleen is what the English call it,
We call it simply, Russian soul.”
An idea to consider: Tedium, a Feature.
Do you like Onep? Do you think he'd look good in green? www.Onep4mod.com
Jorb hates me. :\
This dreadful ailment's heavy toll;
The spleen is what the English call it,
We call it simply, Russian soul.”
An idea to consider: Tedium, a Feature.
Do you like Onep? Do you think he'd look good in green? www.Onep4mod.com
Jorb hates me. :\
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ChildhoodObesity
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Re: Willy Potter and the Muggle Invasion
toook a bullet for u bro u owe me 1spawningmink wrote:look like these muggles arnt even wizards!
it seems whilst trying to hit our warrior with a fire spell it was cast wrong and hit poor willy in the back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MZIg3c ... e=youtu.be <----- (me) (hatguy) (PART2)
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Zeler
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Re: Willy Potter and the Muggle Invasion
deth to traiturs
