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pawnchito
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overtyped wrote:Guys, everything is fine.

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^ lol this is good.

poor loftar waking up to hot poopy garbage.
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KingThiccness
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Audiosmurf wrote:He's asleep you guys are gonna have to chill for a couple to a few hours.
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Everybody please join me in a moment of coordinated meditation and try to psychically contact and wake up Loftar
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I'm jonesing for some Hafen my hands won't stop shaking
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GOING NUTS
Animator - I guess

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StaggerNight wrote:GOING NUTS
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Loftars finally getting a goods night sleep, good for him.

Unlike the rest of these losers lurking on the forum waiting for it to go up, or posting self-applicable insults to kill time.
Early world exploit: Put your hearthfire inside a cave, then hold shift to position a claim right in front of a cave. After 8 hours the claim will be unbreakable. Since your hearthfire is inside the cave, you can still get back inside, and leave, but nobody will be able to enter, effectively making you unraidable for the first 3-7 days. Enjoy
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I thought those guys had some kind of alarm blaring, like in the Ghostbusters cartoon, that went off every time the game stops being barely playable.
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You people might think hes sleeping, but maybe he is actualy been sundered from the server by a mega earthquake that split the ground and let the evil demons loose on to the living realm. They want to have the H&H server all to them selves to keep humanity (e.g. you all) from playing. So now, Whatshisname is on a whimsical adventure to reconnect the server as it is the only hope (for plot reaaons) to save humanity!!!
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RowanCrisp wrote:You people might think hes sleeping, but maybe he is actualy been sundered from the server by a mega earthquake that split the ground and let the evil demons loose on to the living realm. They want to have the H&H server all to them selves to keep humanity (e.g. you all) from playing. So now, Whatshisname is on a whimsical adventure to reconnect the server as it is the only hope (for plot reaaons) to save humanity!!!
Bob Dole doesn't think Loftars coder physique can take on a Balrog spawned from the earth. If Gandolf doesn't show up soon then we are f*cked.
Early world exploit: Put your hearthfire inside a cave, then hold shift to position a claim right in front of a cave. After 8 hours the claim will be unbreakable. Since your hearthfire is inside the cave, you can still get back inside, and leave, but nobody will be able to enter, effectively making you unraidable for the first 3-7 days. Enjoy

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