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ElGato
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Re: 100 (Dumb) ways to die
I once got stuck inside of Darki and drowned.
burgingham wrote:We are all Gato, and Gato is Delamore of course. Goons blablabla...
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Sabinati wrote:yeah we're gonna kill you gato!!!
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SacreDoom
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Re: 100 (Dumb) ways to die
That sounds painful.ElGato wrote:I once got stuck inside of Darki and drowned.
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MagicManICT
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Re: 100 (Dumb) ways to die
I think many of us have pulled this one, just not been unlucky enough to die to it.Junkfist wrote:Let's see what'll happen if I mine just one tile outside of a support's radius I'm sure it won't be that ba
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aso11
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Re: 100 (Dumb) ways to die
This is for dumb ways to die, not how you pleasure yourself, Gato.ElGato wrote:I once got stuck inside of Darki and drowned.
"Normal" is only a difficulty level in video games - Aso11
Jackard: Koya only raises the lynx so he can molest it later
Koya: What means "molest" ? Translator cannot translate it or do it with no logics...
"And no im not native to english, I was born in the usa." - A very bad troll.
Jackard: Koya only raises the lynx so he can molest it later
Koya: What means "molest" ? Translator cannot translate it or do it with no logics...
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saltmummy626
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Re: 100 (Dumb) ways to die
ElGato wrote:I once got stuck inside of Darki and drowned.
anyways, I had to think way way back. I havent died in a stupid way since I started this game and that was pretty uninteresting and common. (drowning)
I do remember after a village I was in was raided, I had recovered some goods from an old place I lived at and this guy with just a shirt and no pants kept coming over and trying to steal my stuff... with a cart. to recap he was moving at a crawl, kept trying to steal things from me while I was around, AND he was naked except for a shirt. eventually I stopped seeing him, seeing as I hadn't seen him, I figured he has left so I went north a short distance and found his bear gnawed corpse, this was in w3, when animals couldn't kill you unless you were really low on health. there was the bear. but how did he die. I sat and thought (a safe distance from the bear) and remembered that he was shoeless. the time he had spent trying to steal my things, he hadnt been wearing shoes AND he had kept trying to go through the woods instead of over the beach. the short version of this is, he died of a shitton of thorns and a bear attack. that was prolly the most retarded death I ever partially witnessed. and the only reason I can give that it was retarded is to reiterate that in w3, animals could not kill you while you were knocked out but, just like now, bears do quit a bit of HHP damage to unarmored targets.
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Senretsu
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Re: 100 (Dumb) ways to die
Friggin lol'dsaltmummy626 wrote:ElGato wrote:I once got stuck inside of Darki and drowned.and you didn't telefrag him!? goddamn! Darki must be made of tough stuff!
anyways, I had to think way way back. I havent died in a stupid way since I started this game and that was pretty uninteresting and common. (drowning)
I do remember after a village I was in was raided, I had recovered some goods from an old place I lived at and this guy with just a shirt and no pants kept coming over and trying to steal my stuff... with a cart. to recap he was moving at a crawl, kept trying to steal things from me while I was around, AND he was naked except for a shirt. eventually I stopped seeing him, seeing as I hadn't seen him, I figured he has left so I went north a short distance and found his bear gnawed corpse, this was in w3, when animals couldn't kill you unless you were really low on health. there was the bear. but how did he die. I sat and thought (a safe distance from the bear) and remembered that he was shoeless. the time he had spent trying to steal my things, he hadnt been wearing shoes AND he had kept trying to go through the woods instead of over the beach. the short version of this is, he died of a shitton of thorns and a bear attack. that was prolly the most retarded death I ever partially witnessed. and the only reason I can give that it was retarded is to reiterate that in w3, animals could not kill you while you were knocked out but, just like now, bears do quit a bit of HHP damage to unarmored targets.
Anyway, updated the list on the first post. Alot of these are funny and worth writing/reading, but alot of them I can't wittle down to a witty statement such as "Death by thorn in the foot"
If anyones got any more, feel free to indulge me. I don't expect this list to cap overnight
Poopity scoop
Scoop diddy whoop
Whoop di scoop di poop
Poop di scoopty
Scoopty whoop
-Kanye West, "Lift Yourself"
Scoop diddy whoop
Whoop di scoop di poop
Poop di scoopty
Scoopty whoop
-Kanye West, "Lift Yourself"
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Jackwolf
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Re: 100 (Dumb) ways to die
You should link the post with the one on the list.
Beezer12Washingbeard: If poo mechanics were implemented, mercury could cure constipation wounds
magisticus: Most of us avoid making jokes like this because there is always a risk Loftar might think it's a good idea and we all have to re-design our villages for sewerage. -6/29/17
magisticus: Most of us avoid making jokes like this because there is always a risk Loftar might think it's a good idea and we all have to re-design our villages for sewerage. -6/29/17
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flajek122
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Re: 100 (Dumb) ways to die
Stealing beetroots and flax from neighbour.
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Windforce
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Re: 100 (Dumb) ways to die
(World3)
Someone trying to sling a member of Sodom thinking that a farmer was easy prey, just to get deflected and him logging out to escape just as another a group of ranger tracking a thief (There was a Sodom ranger in there), which happen to be the same person summon killed him that very instant.
Someone trying to sling a member of Sodom thinking that a farmer was easy prey, just to get deflected and him logging out to escape just as another a group of ranger tracking a thief (There was a Sodom ranger in there), which happen to be the same person summon killed him that very instant.
Lilith Ravenclaw
Lawspeaker - City of Bevelle (World 3)
Lawspeaker - City of Bevelle (World 3)
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Max
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Re: 100 (Dumb) ways to die
I tracked some online raiders and was brutally murdered.