New Curios for everyone to hate or love. Updated.

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Re: New Curios for everyone to hate or love.

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Nice ergot pic. :P I feel like I'm tripping already... lmfao
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wow you are really good at drawing penises!
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Why not have an animal penis curiosity?

Mutated Bear Penis

Found: Rarely when butchering a bear.

Base LP: 2,000.

Size: 1x4.

Attention: 7.

Study Time: 24 hrs.

Can be crafted with a string, 2x fishy eyeball, and 2x bear tooth to make Gruesome Fetish which gives +5*sqrt(qual/10) to psyche.
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GoodGirl wrote:
Size: 1x4.
:lol:

You realise Swords are 1x2 Right :) ?
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Maybe bears that drop this should be able to attack at a range?
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The amazing skill is making it resemble a penis without it being a penis.
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How about a "shell-less egg"? Chickens would lay them rarely, and they would be just like normal eggs, but could be studied as a curiosity.

1x1 tiles in inventory
400 LP
10 hours study time
mental weight: 3

Right between cat's gold and bark boat.

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Odin's Cross/Sunwheel

2x2 tiles
1500 LP
5 hours study time
mental weight: 4

requires 4 nuggets of copper to make.

This curiosity would be a common pagan symbol of the Nordic peoples.

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Straw Cross
2x2 tiles
500 LP
12 hours
mental weight: 5
requires 4 straw and 1 string to make.

This cross would be a good use for excess straw. Today it is a Christian symbol and a symbol for the Irish, but at one time it may also have been a lot like Odin's cross: a pagan symbol for the sun.
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GoodGirl wrote:Why not have an animal penis curiosity?

Mutated Bear Penis

Found: Rarely when butchering a bear.

Base LP: 2,000.

Size: 1x4.

Attention: 7.

Study Time: 24 hrs.

Can be crafted with a string, 2x fishy eyeball, and 2x bear tooth to make Gruesome Fetish which gives +5*sqrt(qual/10) to psyche.
If that got implemented, it be... LOL. Just LOL. "Now I can eat my Creamy Cock while studying my Mutating Bear Penis while sailing on one of the many phallic lakes in H&H." I think there's a hidden message here...
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Manson wrote:Also replace the current four-leaf clovers with three-leaf clovers, make the four leaf clover a rare curiosity.
Why not just do what futurama did and add in the seven leaf clover?
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Strange Dream...... Randomly found whilst picking Dreams. Ya'll supply the stats
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