What bothers me more is he's been playing since 2009, didn't know that he needed to bash his HF, didn't know he had to be outside to be oathed, and didn't know that he had to wear an axe to break said hfpainhertz wrote:I feel bad for the OP. Member since 2009 and thinks that he's a successful thief? The crappiest scores I made in world 5 were like 50% more shit than that. lmfao hell, I've gotten better THIS world despite being paly bashed 5 ish times and dying more times than i can count.
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jordancoles
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Re: What a Successful Thief Looks Like
Check out my pro-tips threadDuhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.

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hazzor
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Re: What a Successful Thief Looks Like
lol, can he even bash it with his strength?!jordancoles wrote:What bothers me more is he's been playing since 2009, didn't know that he needed to bash his HF, didn't know he had to be outside to be oathed, and didn't know that he had to wear an axe to break said hfpainhertz wrote:I feel bad for the OP. Member since 2009 and thinks that he's a successful thief? The crappiest scores I made in world 5 were like 50% more shit than that. lmfao hell, I've gotten better THIS world despite being paly bashed 5 ish times and dying more times than i can count.
Oh boy, here I go cheesemaking again...
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jordancoles
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Re: What a Successful Thief Looks Like
He had 38 with buffs, can bash at 25 with an axe, slowlyhazzor wrote:lol, can he even bash it with his strength?!jordancoles wrote:What bothers me more is he's been playing since 2009, didn't know that he needed to bash his HF, didn't know he had to be outside to be oathed, and didn't know that he had to wear an axe to break said hfpainhertz wrote:I feel bad for the OP. Member since 2009 and thinks that he's a successful thief? The crappiest scores I made in world 5 were like 50% more shit than that. lmfao hell, I've gotten better THIS world despite being paly bashed 5 ish times and dying more times than i can count.
Check out my pro-tips threadDuhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.

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burgingham
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Re: What a Successful Thief Looks Like
You all clearly need to look up Josans old posts in case you don't know who he is.
Remember this? Was that the first or second time that day we killed you?

Edit: Just read the entire thread: viewtopic.php?f=7&t=4296&hilit=josan
Seems that was the first time that day we killed you.
Remember this? Was that the first or second time that day we killed you?

Edit: Just read the entire thread: viewtopic.php?f=7&t=4296&hilit=josan
Seems that was the first time that day we killed you.
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jordancoles
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Re: What a Successful Thief Looks Like
I lol'd buckets, omgburgingham wrote:You all clearly need to look up Josans old posts in case you don't know who he is.
Remember this? Was that the first or second time we killed you?
Edit: Just read the entire thread: viewtopic.php?f=7&t=4296&hilit=josan
Seems that was the first time that day we killed you.
Check out my pro-tips threadDuhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.

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Josan
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Re: What a Successful Thief Looks Like
Heh, very funny, I remember tht day all too well...it was actually the second time I got killed. Before that, I got assaulted by Xanadu and they stole all my stuff.jordancoles wrote:I lol'd buckets, omgburgingham wrote:You all clearly need to look up Josans old posts in case you don't know who he is.
Remember this? Was that the first or second time we killed you?
Edit: Just read the entire thread: viewtopic.php?f=7&t=4296&hilit=josan
Seems that was the first time that day we killed you.![]()
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Anywho though, I live again, still playing. But my ding dang next door polish neighbors stole my seeds, and my rabbit fur! I swear, you can't trust anyone these days...
Please, don't hurt me!