Aha best kill evar :3Duhhrail wrote:I was jerking off, just as I was about to climax, I hear a door open in haven. Jumping to get a towel to release my hot juicy load into it flew in my eye causing my haven char to spaz out and not be able to run away. GG though yo. Best orgasm of my life.
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jordancoles
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Re: Pointless griefers
Check out my pro-tips threadDuhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.
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Fobia
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Re: Pointless griefers
9/10 Would read again.Duhhrail wrote:I was jerking off, just as I was about to climax, I hear a door open in haven. Jumping to get a towel to release my hot juicy load into it flew in my eye causing my haven char to spaz out and not be able to run away. GG though yo. Best orgasm of my life.
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Duhhrail
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Re: Pointless griefers
Good shit though, gg I expected someone to come but not that soon. (Obviously if I thought I had the time to beat my meatjordancoles wrote:Aha best kill evar :3Duhhrail wrote:I was jerking off, just as I was about to climax, I hear a door open in haven. Jumping to get a towel to release my hot juicy load into it flew in my eye causing my haven char to spaz out and not be able to run away. GG though yo. Best orgasm of my life.
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jordancoles
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Re: Pointless griefers
Plz sir change the topic name to "Beater Beaten" plz sir plz
Check out my pro-tips threadDuhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.
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Feltzy
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Re: Pointless griefers
you just made my dayDuhhrail wrote:I was jerking off, just as I was about to climax, I hear a door open in haven. Jumping to get a towel to release my hot juicy load into it flew in my eye causing my haven char to spaz out and not be able to run away. GG though yo. Best orgasm of my life.
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Duhhrail
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Re: Pointless griefers
What can I say? They caught me with my pants down.Feltzy wrote:you just made my dayDuhhrail wrote:I was jerking off, just as I was about to climax, I hear a door open in haven. Jumping to get a towel to release my hot juicy load into it flew in my eye causing my haven char to spaz out and not be able to run away. GG though yo. Best orgasm of my life.
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HasseKebab
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Re: Pointless griefers
You used à towel? I'd rather use toiletpaper.Duhhrail wrote:I was jerking off, just as I was about to climax, I hear a door open in haven. Jumping to get a towel to release my hot juicy load into it flew in my eye causing my haven char to spaz out and not be able to run away. GG though yo. Best orgasm of my life.
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jordancoles
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Re: Pointless griefers
Sir please pm your new HS I need you on my kin list lmao
Check out my pro-tips threadDuhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.
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Duhhrail
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Re: Pointless griefers
Aye aye cap'njordancoles wrote:Sir please pm your new HS I need you on my kin list lmao
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EyeOfRa
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Re: Pointless griefers
Best fucking thread ever.
God forgives, Melsonia does not
-RJT on Melsonians o7
