jorb got laid confirmed. Congrats man! Took you a while ...jorb wrote:Hey kids. I've had to take some time off for family reasons (not negative ones), and hence we've missed some updates. Will hopefully be delivering again soon. Sorry for the delay!
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Sollar
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Hope he wore his sprucecap, don't need little Jorblings running around!Sollar wrote:jorb got laid confirmed. Congrats man! Took you a while ...jorb wrote:Hey kids. I've had to take some time off for family reasons (not negative ones), and hence we've missed some updates. Will hopefully be delivering again soon. Sorry for the delay!
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jordancoles
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Jorb had a babyjorb wrote:Hey kids. I've had to take some time off for family reasons (not negative ones), and hence we've missed some updates. Will hopefully be delivering again soon. Sorry for the delay!
I wonder if the eggs have hatched yet
Check out my pro-tips threadDuhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.

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next patch snakes confirmedjordancoles wrote:I wonder if the eggs have hatched yet
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Jorb had a RL update. He is currently in the process of working the bugs out.
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EVerybody need to chill out tbh. Jorbo is having some real life actual important stuff and obviously can't work on the game, give a status of the current affairs, et cetera.
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An update on whether a patch would come out this week would've been nice instead of leaving people in limbo. Especially the patch everyone's anticipating that should address the current games issues.
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No patch this week, no, but we're aiming for next week.
Unlike... every patch? Is there something in particular you're waiting for?Especially the patch everyone's anticipating that should address the current games issues.
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jordancoles
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Revert the combat changes or at least make regain composure a green+blue defense similar to zigzagjorb wrote:No patch this week, no, but we're aiming for next week.
Unlike... every patch? Is there something in particular you're waiting for?Especially the patch everyone's anticipating that should address the current games issues.
Also you can agro through walls now
Also also player bodies block line of sight for agroing new targets so it's pretty hard to agro the driver of boats/initiate combat with new people in clusterfucks
Also also also the agro range is total garbage and needs to be increased to like 17-20 instead of 12 because at the moment you basically need to kiss the person to agro them
Check out my pro-tips threadDuhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.
