Your impressions of Sweden from H&H..

[Hodoo]

There is NO sugar in Sweden. :O How do they survive??

[BruThoL]

In Sweden people is laggy, and often, time stops.
In Sweden people drinks 142 liters of water a day, and every man can eat a boar in less than 27 seconds.
In Sweden, if you don't like alcohol, you force yourself. - or you smoke a lot.
There is no oil in Sweden, people use 3 liters of water to do 500 meters, or 0.2 liters of wine to do 300 kilometers.
In Sweden, bears will never get wet feets. "Rather die!".
In Sweden there is no fighting TV shows. First because there is no TV and also because people is tired to pass 30 min to wait for fighters to get Initiative points.
In Sweden, schools are full of teddy bears and flotsam so children can learn about smithing.

[Jotun]

There is NO sugar in Sweden. :O How do they survive??

You're forgetting one thing - swedes aren't americans

[Hodoo]

And your point? Also, Swedes can go farther in their bunny slippers

[Robertzon]

In sweden, they wear big pumpkins over theyre head.

[Projeear]

In sweden, it is entirely possibly to knock down a wall made of 300 wood, with your fist.

In sweden, it takes at least 24 hours for glue to dry.

In sweden, all glue is made from bone.

In sweden, people like to live in caves.

In Sweden, people cannot trespass unless they are criminals.



In Sweden, Shoot first, Ask Later.

[Dootles]

In Sweden, it's much easier to learn how to build a boat or how to make a brick wall than it is to learn how to kill someone.

Luckily, in Sweden it is also possible to learn everything you need by staring at dandelions for months on end.

[Robertzon]

In Sweden, the cows are giraffes

[Hodoo]

In Sweden, people only use cups as decoration.

In Sweden, people are too sophosticated to drink wine straight from the bottle.

In Sweden, you have to have metal to drink beer.

[Jake_Quinn]

People are too elegant to drink straight from rivers.