Bordel Village

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Bordel Village

Postby bisjac » Fri Aug 13, 2010 3:30 am

i believe i spelled it the way you guys did, might just be bordello.

We have camps and villages surrounding you (at a good 20 min river distance) and we claim and control the entire supergrid.
But interaction with you guys have been on super ignore, simply because of a lack of contact.
Now that we have an imperial outpost quickly building up over there close to you, we need to meet, as we are in your water network, and likely those guys will be interacting with you.

what are you're intentions in regards to peace?
We met a village that claims they have interacted with you peacefully few times. so friend of a friend, we wont expect to assimilate your village into the empire.


new edit; update on our status with them

Bordel,

You have become hostile at the Erehwon Village, unprovoked.
You have that right, no argument here.

However the enemy you decided to make wasn't the unfortunate player Bog that you murdered.
Nor was it the small quiet village of Erehwon he lived in.
You waged war against the outpost-state, representing the ToH-Empire in that area.

We happily accept your need for a new major conflict;
All the villages within the empire have been drooling with a bloodlust.
You have broken a boring peaceful silence i have been otherwise unable to satisfy to my people during these last several weeks. Due to the fact that we have expanded to our goals, and were living comfortably quiet since.

To all those nearby settlements that interact with Bordel;
We have not met you, nor had we planned to ever expand the imperial territory in your direction.
It is unfortunate that you have been taken into this conflict by your friends at bordel.
But in answer to this attack, we are claiming the area you all live in as our own now.

Carefully consider how you welcome us to the area.
If you deny the empire's move upon Bordel, then i suggest you pack you're boats for battle, and meet with them at their walls to assist.
We wont spend time listening to the mudslinging heroes and liberators. If you are offended by this campaign, then your place should be at their side, not sitting in a chair in your village, threatening from across the world.

Bordel, The empire will make an example of you for all nearby hearthlings.
We will raze your homeland, and PAINT THE FUCKING GRIDS WITH YOU'RE BLOOD!
Last edited by bisjac on Sat Aug 14, 2010 5:21 am, edited 3 times in total.
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Re: Bordelo Village

Postby Thurrok » Fri Aug 13, 2010 6:21 am

About time ToH got a bordello, don'tcha think? With all the epic expansion going on and such... :lol:
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Re: Bordelo Village

Postby burgingham » Fri Aug 13, 2010 6:25 am

Just be careful your soldiers won't become one lazy bunch, because they visit it too often.

Hm, that brings an idea to mind. We need gambling and hookers in this game. Then I am going to build Vegas next map.
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Re: Bordelo Village

Postby bisjac » Sat Aug 14, 2010 3:05 am

Bump for OP update
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Re: Bordelo Village

Postby buttlord » Sat Aug 14, 2010 3:20 am

you left us hostile runestones so bring it, jackass, i do have a life so i cant play as much but whenever im on if i see any of you virgin 15 year olds near me im going to get some nice lp boosts
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Re: Bordelo Village

Postby bisjac » Sat Aug 14, 2010 3:23 am

damn right you got runestones, along with dozens of other villages i couldn't take the time to revisit.

no matter, the little camp you live in will be a small chore to the standard siege we are use to. But hey, its a nice travel over.
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Re: Bordelo Village

Postby buttlord » Sat Aug 14, 2010 3:27 am

thank you for admitting to provoking us

i cordially invite you to my place so ur skeletons can decorate my gates
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Re: Bordelo Village

Postby bisjac » Sat Aug 14, 2010 3:32 am

admitting? we dont play the same game that all these other pansies play. we dont need a reason to kill or assimilate. this is empire territory.
you are lucky you lasted this long, the delay was BECAUSE of a lack of contact.

But a lack of your contact to our presence is an act of hostility in itself. an insult that would have gotten you taken anyway.
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Re: Bordelo Village

Postby BoomClap » Sat Aug 14, 2010 3:34 am

wow what a death threat. this is actually very intimidating.

ouch.

well guess what.

WTF? u 5 years old? u think ur some kickass empire leader?

no i don't think so.

you are just a jackass with bunch of your dumb lazyass soldiers.

I really rolled on floor laughing at your immature choices of words.

well good luck with your 30 str and 50 melee recruit soldiers.

you'll going to need it.
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Re: Bordelo Village

Postby lordyun » Sat Aug 14, 2010 3:39 am

bisjac wrote:admitting? we dont play the same game that all these other pansies play. we dont need a reason to kill or assimilate. this is empire territory.
you are lucky you lasted this long, the delay was BECAUSE of a lack of contact.

But a lack of your contact to our presence is an act of hostility in itself. an insult that would have gotten you taken anyway.


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