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Re: Battle of Tinkertown

Postby sabinati » Sat Jan 01, 2011 2:45 am

fuck off, all of you. this shit is retarded.
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Re: Battle of Tinkertown

Postby DracoSoul » Sat Jan 01, 2011 3:43 am

we're not the ones blogging about every single thing

seren is the one who should fuck off
see that nigga turnin
feel that bullet burnin
now that nigga learnin
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Re: Battle of Tinkertown

Postby TheRussianB » Sat Jan 01, 2011 3:59 am

Great, now people are associating us with him.
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Re: Battle of Tinkertown

Postby Sordo » Sat Jan 01, 2011 3:59 am

It wasn't a battle. It was just him spamming alts and screaming at us while our guys were busting down a wall. We ko'd and killed him because he was taking our boats and getting in our way. You should see our forums. Our H&H topic is his annoyance blog.
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Re: Battle of Tinkertown

Postby Dataslycer » Sat Jan 01, 2011 4:40 am

Damn it, the title got my excited but the contents of the thread lets me down.
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Re: Battle of Tinkertown

Postby Skorm » Sat Jan 01, 2011 4:50 am

Dataslycer wrote:Damn it, the title got my excited but the contents of the thread lets me down.


not even a fucking SS, and retarded drama, Yeah preatty much this topic is a waste.
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Re: Battle of Tinkertown

Postby Vigilance » Sat Jan 01, 2011 4:52 am

i'm disappointed that I was away from home when this happened :lol:
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Re: Battle of Tinkertown

Postby Kaios » Sat Jan 01, 2011 5:13 am

The Battle of Tinkertown

The Seren_Elder Stories

It was a brisk evening. The moon was full and shining brighter than I think I had ever seen before.

We traveled at a quick pace, my companions and I, whom I will refer to as "The Alts." The sounds of creatures within the dark forest that surrounded us on all sides, our movement faster with each step. Our destination? Tinkertown of course. A place which I thought may have held warmth and comfort to help us last until morning, however I had no idea what lay ahead of us in the next few hours.

After a long walk, I could see it in the distance. There was nothing to indicate the presence of any person from this far. Not a flickering light nor sign of any movement. Although I didn't think it at the time, but perhaps these signs should have been warning enough for us to turn back, or make camp and continue on in the morning.

However we trekked on, the thought of delicious food and a warm bed consumed us. At last we had come upon the great walls of Tinkertown. My first inclination was to shout over the walls, hoping a friendly voice would answer back, but a strange noise entered my ears before I had the chance...

Thump, thump, thump...

What could that be I wondered? I'm sure my compatriots were just as confused as I was...

Thump, thump, thump...

The noise seemed to be coming further down the wall, so we investigated. In the cover of darkness, The Alts and I stealthily made our way through bushes and past trees, the noise becoming louder as we moved.

Thump, thump, thump...

Finally, we came upon several soldiers and what appeared to be a battering ram. "Villains!" I exclaimed under my breath. Dastardly raiders looking to loot anything they can get their hands on within the sanctity of Tinkertown's walls. Without hesitation I drew my blade, as did my companions. With the element of surprise, we attacked!

All of the sudden, 5 more men jumped from the bushes! An ambush! The bastards had a trap ready for anyone who tried to stop them!

We fought as valiantly as we could, but there were just too many of them, we were easily outmatched. I signaled The Alts to retreat as I did my best to hold off the raiders while they could get a head start. As they started running, arrows flew past my head. There was no need to risk my life by even looking behind me, I know what happened. They were shot. There was nothing I could do for them now.

I ran as fast as I could, but one of their archers managed to hit me in the leg. Limping and dizzy from the pain, I managed to find refuge in an abandoned cabin. They are most likely searching for me, so as my last act in life, I decided to write this story down and hide it within the cabin for any who come across it.

For whoever find this, please tell this story as a warning to all who travel to Tinkertown or its surrounding areas so my death is not in vain.

I can hear them coming now, they are knocking down the door.....

Thump, thump, thump...
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Re: Battle of Tinkertown

Postby Monkeytofu » Sat Jan 01, 2011 6:23 am

Kaios wrote:The Fucking of Tinkertown

The Seren_Elder Stories

It was a brisk evening. The moon was full and shining brighter than I think I had ever seen before.

We fucked at a quick pace, my companions and I, whom I will refer to as "The Alts." The sounds of creatures within the dark forest that surrounded us on all sides, our thrusts faster with each step. Our destination? Climax of course. A place which I thought may have held warmth and comfort to help us last until morning, however I had no idea what lay ahead of us in the next few hours.

After a long grunt, I could see it in the distance. There was nothing to indicate the presence of any person from this far. Not a flickering light nor sign of any fucking. Although I didn't think it at the time, but perhaps these signs should have been warning enough for us switch positions, or wear protection and continue on in the morning.

However we trekked on, the thought of delicious cum and a warm bed consumed us. At last we had come upon the great walls of our asses. My first inclination was to shout into the walls, hoping a friendly voice would answer back, but a strange noise entered my ears before I had the chance...

Thump, thump, thump...

What could that be I wondered? I'm sure my compatriots were just as confused as I was...

Thump, thump, thump...

The noise seemed to be coming further down the wall, so we investigated. In the cover of darkness, The Alts and I stealthily fucked our way through bushes and past trees, the noise becoming louder as we moved.

Thump, thump, thump...

Finally, we came upon several soldiers and what appeared to be a battering ram. "Villains!" I exclaimed under my breath. Dastardly raiders looking to fuck anything they can get their hands on within the sanctity of our sexual walls. Without hesitation I drew my cock, as did my companions. With the element of surprise, we attacked!

All of the sudden, 5 more men jumped from the bushes! An ambush! The bastards had a trap ready for anyone who tried to fuck them!

We fucked as valiantly as we could, but there were just too many of them, we were easily outsized. I signaled The Alts to retreat as I did my best to suck off the raiders while they could get a head start. As they started running, cum flew past my head. There was no need to risk my life by even looking behind me, I know what happened. They were shot. There was nothing I could do for them now.

I ran as fast as I could, but one of their dicks managed to hit me in the leg. Limping and dizzy from the ecstasy, I managed to find refuge in an abandoned cabin. They are most likely searching for me, so as my last act in virginity, I decided to write this story down and hide it within the cabin for any who come across it.

For whoever find this, please tell this story as a warning to all who travel to Tinkertown or its surrounding areas so my anal pain is not in vain.

I can hear them cumming now, they are knocking down the door.....

Thump, thump, thump...
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Re: Battle of Tinkertown

Postby Kaios » Sat Jan 01, 2011 6:30 am

Monkeytofu wrote:
Kaios wrote:Our destination? Climax of course.


This line right here! :lol:

Damn that is too good I can't stop laughing this is my new signature
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