Mess with the Cock...you go to heaven.

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Mess with the Cock...you go to heaven.

Postby WarpedWiseMan » Thu Sep 16, 2010 11:10 am

We've had several random robberies in our area, mostly on outlying settlements. I tend to avoid policing the SG because really since the Goons helped us get rid of a griefer, (help:see:did all the heavy lifting), things have been pretty peaceful.

Well today someone broke into a good neighbor's town and as he did not have the skills or stats to enforce his own justice I offered to help. He's been robbed twice in the last week and he has supplied our town with clay and soil for virtually nothing but protection and some gear/materials we have.

After about an hour of travel I came to a series of palisaded forts and one stupid thieves HF. I should have taken a screeny of the reeks pointing to it, but after the travel and it being almost 5 a.m. I was tired and not thinking about documenting this for posterity's sake.

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Those walls going up were a good idea.

There was a guy roaming around with terrible English. I decided to investigate the area and see if we could recover the stolen objects peacefully. Unfortunately, the actual items (A large chest full of seedbags, ranger gear, and a metal plow) were secured in two forts N of this one under construction. I asked the guy to open the forts so I could retrieve the items. He stated he had no key then hearthed away. He then reappeared and walked out of one of the forts. I will admit, that pissed me off. I decided I was done with this place and asked the victim what he wanted to do.

Here was our message.

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(I realize now I should have just killed his HF and summoned him back on my own turf, but meh if you want to avenge scum, come get some.)

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After I killed the perpetrator I asked the other guy to return the items, he refused. I let him live but told him to stay away from our area.

And the end result is one thief dead, one community warned. They get to keep the thieves spoils and this guy gets to restart with the understanding you don't fuck with someone's village. Especially if you're ultra retarded and leave your hearth fire out in the open.
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Re: Mess with the Cock...you go to heaven.

Postby DeBosh » Thu Sep 16, 2010 11:27 am

*thumbs up* Way to go, milord.
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Re: Mess with the Cock...you go to heaven.

Postby ElGato » Thu Sep 16, 2010 12:29 pm

Sweet action.
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Re: Mess with the Cock...you go to heaven.

Postby toshirohayate » Thu Sep 16, 2010 3:10 pm

Lol paranoid much?

Criminal Acts is now On.
Criminal Acts is now Off.
Criminal Acts is now On.
Criminal Acts is now Off.
Criminal Acts is now On.


XD


Also, why let him go? He's just going to go rob someone esle nao.
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Re: Mess with the Cock...you go to heaven.

Postby Khronic » Fri Sep 17, 2010 3:27 am

WarpedWiseMan wrote:scum


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Re: Mess with the Cock...you go to heaven.

Postby WarpedWiseMan » Sat Sep 18, 2010 10:57 pm

Seems that our nice, friendly area has become a haven of criminal filth.

A new trading partner was robbed. (I literally dropped off an LC of goods last night and left the LC to be filled with bricks, which was then stolen...) As it turned out, all the riverside, wall-less settlements for about the length of 6 minimaps were robbed, by the same guy. He must have had a ball loading up on everyone else's hard work.

Me and a fellow villager found his hearth fire:

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We killed it. Then tracked him a few more maps south around some rivers. My Hirdsman valiantly leapt into the thief's boat as he tried to make a run for it and brought the fool to justice. Punisher style. Actually, I think he one shot him on accident because the plan was to K.O. him and ask where the stolen goods were. But 1k+ shots on linen wearing asshats are devastating.

I left a runestone asking those in the area not to mourn too hard:

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I left his boots in a strategic position as to not offend the younger players who peruse this post.

So for those of you keeping score at home that's:

New Cockhaven Justice League: 2
Thieves: Dead.
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Re: Mess with the Cock...you go to heaven.

Postby Koya » Sat Sep 18, 2010 11:30 pm

Well... I think they all moved from our grid :)
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Re: Mess with the Cock...you go to heaven.

Postby ElGato » Sun Sep 19, 2010 12:11 am

Koya wrote:Well... I think they all moved from our grid :)
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haha, you should have seen the front of WV last map.
We had WAYNEVILLE written in pave with each pave having a skeleton on top :P
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And, I'm not gonna even describe how many were at RoB from random killings.
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Re: Mess with the Cock...you go to heaven.

Postby Dataslycer » Sun Sep 19, 2010 12:35 am

Was that you that killed my beacon alt in RoB?
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Re: Mess with the Cock...you go to heaven.

Postby NaoWhut » Sun Sep 19, 2010 1:23 am

I don't keep skeletons, only pants.
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