Due to the amount name calling and mean speaking

[Griegor]

If your village feels it has been insulted, please fill out this form http://www.blackfive.net/files/hurt-feelings-report-da_form_imt_wf1.pdf

in triplicate and send it in to Jorb or Loftar for processing. Responses will be given within 72 hours and punishments included but are not limited to :

Buggery
De-panting
Castration
Lightning Strikes
Floods
Locusts
Plagues
Forest Fires
Alien Abduction
Rape
Sodomy
Sexual Diseases
Mad Cow Disease
Earthquakes
Volcanoes
Sporadic popping up of religious prophets
Animal attacks
Mass Hysteria
Deforrestation
Pollution
Water turning to Blood
All Cheese going turning into stone

Finally,

Armageddon


Thank you,

Haven and Hearth Hurt Feelings Division,
A divison of the Holding Hands Section,
Lets all get along Enterprises

[exewu]

I admit, I was expecting to get rickrolled yet I still clicked the link.
I can only hope you made that form?

[sirlagsalot]

May one subscribe as a viewer?

[Griegor]

It's an old joke. Just google hurt Feelings Report. You will find a bunch of variations of it.

[Sarge]

I really enjoyed this thread. A+

[Griegor]

I still want to see Jorb or Loftar drop flaming hail or locusts on a village of whiners.

[NaoWhut]

I still want to see Jorb or Loftar drop flaming hail or locusts on a village of whiners.

Should deffinitely be a hail of
flaming locusts.... that and
turning whine to wine... that
way they're good for something
=D

[Griegor]

As promised here is the first report. Hopefully Jorb and Loftar will visit Flaming Hail down on them.


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