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Re: Tarn of Hotdog (TOH) -Events and Politics)

Postby Lieutenant » Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:42 am

bisjac wrote:lotsa stuff


Hmmm, well, it's not quite my style, but I actually like what you're bringing to the game here and even though I'm not exactly in support of it (not that you need it), good luck with it. At worst you will force some noobs to learn early lessons before they have invested too much and you should see some exciting times.

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Re: Tarn of Hotdog (TOH) -Events and Politics)

Postby katchemash » Mon Jul 19, 2010 4:35 pm

The Central Asian Homelands offer their support to those fleeing from these barbarians. PM me and I'll led you to either the Kazakh camp, Cuman camp, Kazan Camp or the Turkmen Camp.
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Re: Tarn of Hotdog (TOH) -Events and Politics)

Postby frontrox1 » Mon Jul 19, 2010 7:04 pm

katchemash wrote:The Central Asian Homelands offer their support to those fleeing from these barbarians. PM me and I'll led you to either the Kazakh camp, Cuman camp, Kazan Camp or the Turkmen Camp.


Stop blowing this way out of proportion, Not many peolpe live in our sg and most choose to join us peacefully.

We offer protection to villages under our control.
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Re: Tarn of Hotdog (TOH) -Events and Politics)

Postby Griegor » Mon Jul 19, 2010 7:59 pm

bisjac wrote:Currently in talks with the village of "Valhalla" July 17, 2010
they have responded, undecided.

We are offering them security from us, for loyalty to our empire and it's expansion.
or the complete destruction of their village.


I don't think it's being blown out of proportion. This is unless this yahoo here doesn't represent you. It seems to me you are using the join or die mentality. Not very smart if you want your empire to last more than a day or two.
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Re: Tarn of Hotdog (TOH) -Events and Politics)

Postby WarpedWiseMan » Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:13 pm

I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees.

That being said I'm going to bravely hide behind this boulder. Valiantly wait for you to pass by. Then heroically run away before courageously curling into the fetal position and weeping uncontrollably.

That or just kill you until you die.
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Re: Tarn of Hotdog (TOH) -Events and Politics)

Postby burgingham » Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:41 pm

Interesting how people really believe they can enslave others in a game and those will keep playing and actually obey them....

You put as much effort into your idea of forming an empire as those guys constantly suggesting that there should be a game feature to imprison or enslave people. People play this game to enjoy it and not to be your personal work or task force. They will either move away, stand up to your threats or just quit.

Also if you overdo it you will have to face other enemies than just a few unorganized towns.
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Re: Tarn of Hotdog (TOH) -Events and Politics)

Postby Griegor » Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:06 pm

I'll laugh when one of his conquered allies opens the gate for somone to come in and get revenge on their would be masters.
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Re: Tarn of Hotdog (TOH) -Events and Politics)

Postby crazycakes » Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:24 pm

Griegor wrote:I'll laugh when one of his conquered allies opens the gate for somone to come in and get revenge on their would be masters.

The people we conquer are not allowed in our village.
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Re: Tarn of Hotdog (TOH) -Events and Politics)

Postby bisjac » Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:51 pm

i dont know where people are reading about slavery and working for us.
the other villages within the empire still run their own village. while we run ours.
they are welcome to visit if they want. but they dont work at our village, they dont bring us items.
if they are in need of higher Q tools then they can make, we prep it for them to pick up.

while your allies still require you to trade for things. jerks lol xD


I wasn't aware it mattered how this process all works. this topic is to help us make contact with local villages unaware we were near till now.
and that part has worked well, ive gotten my PMs

if you distant cry-babies really feel the need to know how it works i will tell you.
Yes i am a complete prick, i bluntly slap them with the options;
1) join us. meaning their village becomes that ally like you all have. but we dont use that term. because unlike how you all treat your allies, we dont trade items, we give the Q tools and items they could need
We give them mine(s) if they dont have, that they can watch over for us and use.
We take a raid on any of the territory's camps personally like our own village would have. and all villages and camps assist thoroughly, quickly.

2) they are free to leave. they can help themselves to all their own things, and can peacefully leave the area. only 1 has done this so far.

3) they want to fight. and why not, its a fair thing to say to someone stopping by and trying to claim your land.
you can define a "good reason" to attack someone as you wish, but this is the fun of the game. i can spend another 500 hours grinding stats and staring at my built village with a thumb up my ass. or i can play a game that includes combat.

but the joined up villages are more then happy. everyone has any resource they want. everyone is extremely secure, more so then they were alone. and everyone interacts with players far more then they did before on the game.
yes lets string up the TOH villagers. they are just so damn evil.

yes i make it sound super dramatic. because its a sandbox rpg game. just because there isn't game content that supports a title of "empire" dont mean people cant enjoy role playing.

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FAQ; "but bisjac, you cant take over the world, im a drama queen from another unnamed super village that will give you such subtle threats."

Bisjac: "we dont want to rule the world. we want to secure our local area on the game and so with our new friends as well. you can keep your supergrids way over there. how the hell far do you think im willing to boat travel to collect clay and water anyways?"
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Re: Tarn of Hotdog (TOH) -Events and Politics)

Postby burgingham » Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:33 pm

We are offering them security from us


they joined the expansion or were destroyed. there are either happy voices or none at all.


hm, nope no threats or slavery at all

bisjac wrote:3) they want to fight. and why not, its a fair thing to say to someone stopping by and trying to claim your land.
you can define a "good reason" to attack someone as you wish, but this is the fun of the game. i can spend another 500 hours grinding stats and staring at my built village with a thumb up my ass. or i can play a game that includes combat.


Well if you are playing a role you should define that role. Apparently you do not, but are just like: "trolololo lets kill people." I don't blame you for that, I practically invented this approach towards this game myself.

bisjac wrote:but the joined up villages are more then happy. everyone has any resource they want. everyone is extremely secure, more so then they were alone. and everyone interacts with players far more then they did before on the game.


Apparently you missed to inform the public about merits your villagers will have from your so called empire. Noob mistake on public relations, but I would not have expected anything else...

bisjac wrote:yes lets string up the TOH villagers. they are just so damn evil.


I am not saying you are evil, I am saying you are insignificant. So don't act like anybody would have to fear you.

bisjac wrote:FAQ; "but bisjac, you cant take over the world, im a drama queen from another unnamed super village that will give you such subtle threats."

Bisjac: "we dont want to rule the world. we want to secure our local area on the game and so with our new friends as well. you can keep your supergrids way over there. how the hell far do you think im willing to boat travel to collect clay and water anyways?"


Yeah....I am not from some unnamed super village. I am from Sodom. I also did not give you subtle threats. Here it is again for everyone to understand: Continue to threaten innocent hearthlings and you will have my foot up your ass so far, you won't even be able to spell TOH anymore. Try again in world 4, but this time around we make the rules.
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