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Re: Victim of a criminal act? Look here!

Postby sirlagsalot » Tue May 18, 2010 4:40 pm

Pumpkin head deads? Really? How fast!


Not quite all off them are dead. 1 of them, their theif. Here is the short story: was helping some guy called Barney with the village totem yesterday. Today my new friends said all their antlers and bear tooth were stolen. Not only those. Antlers are nothing, but whole 2 cupboards of meat, rustroot, seeds and so on. Even ropes.
So, well, i decided 2 give those pumpkins a visit. Met 2 more victims on our way, who got robbed by those Pumpkins. Took some actions.

inb4 sorry for bad english. not my native language.
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Re: Victim of a criminal act? Look here!

Postby Gianni » Tue May 18, 2010 4:52 pm

sirlagsalot wrote:
Pumpkin head deads? Really? How fast!


Not quite all off them are dead. 1 of them, their theif. Here is the short story: was helping some guy called Barney with the village totem yesterday. Today my new friends said all their antlers and bear tooth were stolen. Not only those. Antlers are nothing, but whole 2 cupboards of meat, rustroot, seeds and so on. Even ropes.
So, well, i decided 2 give those pumpkins a visit. Met 2 more victims on our way, who got robbed by those Pumpkins. Took some actions.

inb4 sorry for bad english. not my native language.


Thank you, I met Barney, we are neughbours.
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Re: Victim of a criminal act? Look here!

Postby squfar » Wed May 26, 2010 9:32 am

you didn't kill any pumpkinhead pwners why are you lying??????????? :evil:
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Re: Victim of a criminal act? Look here!

Postby sirlagsalot » Mon May 31, 2010 9:00 pm

you didn't kill any pumpkinhead pwners why are you lying???????????


Not quite all off them are dead. 1 of them, their theif.


English, man, do you read it?
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Re: Victim of a criminal act? Look here!

Postby burgingham » Mon May 31, 2010 9:23 pm

Don't feed the troll man. Just ignore that guy.
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Re: Victim of a criminal act? Look here!

Postby Sinitron » Mon May 31, 2010 10:42 pm

burgingham wrote:Don't feed the troll man. Just ignore that guy.


You're a stupid faggot, the fucking Russian is lying. He didn't kill any of the thieves, the only guy he killed was named Gucci, which was just a shitty scouting alt anyway. Also, the idiots that tried to resettle our old town were spammed with more shitty alts who fucked up the entire location by cutting down all the trees next to it and making a decent spot outright useless. Somebody even took the time and effort of attempting to construct a stone mansion and brought all the stone for it but we just used our alts to destroy it. We've been running around taking over abandoned settlements and harassing people on our way, you really didn't do anything except make us lose some of the crap we stole. You didn't even get to steal the real valuables back, one of our guys fucked up while he was on a boat and lost it in a random spot... Basically, we lost it to our own self-destructive tendencies, not some self-righteous asshole. You also gave me an excuse to write "NIGGER ROAD" next to some random road we came across, and hacking down trees and making boulders into runestones right next to settlements is always fun.

You're not going to kill us. You're not going to embarrass us, we do a far better job at doing that ourselves. We will have worn the game out and gotten bored before any of you can exact anything resembling vengeance upon us. You are but insignificant maggots when faced with the GLORY of Pumpkin, our evil overlord, who has made it his mission to ravage the south and annihilate everyone there. Bend over and kiss your asses goodbye, for you shall be DESTROYED...
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Re: Victim of a criminal act? Look here!

Postby burgingham » Mon May 31, 2010 10:47 pm

Dude I won't even read your text after calling me a faggot. Your noob drama is worthless, look up our old threads to see how it is done.
All I wanted to say is that this squfar is a fucking troll and apparently so are you.
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Re: Victim of a criminal act? Look here!

Postby burgingham » Mon May 31, 2010 10:56 pm

Heh, actually took the time to read your little girls drama now. If you want, I could stop by with a fricking army and burn your place to the ground. Just tell me when and where to be.
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Re: Victim of a criminal act? Look here!

Postby Dataslycer » Mon May 31, 2010 11:15 pm

Sinitron wrote:
burgingham wrote:Don't feed the troll man. Just ignore that guy.

You are but insignificant maggots when faced with the GLORY of Pumpkin, our evil overlord, who has made it his mission to ravage the south and annihilate everyone there. Bend over and kiss your asses goodbye, for you shall be DESTROYED...


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Re: Victim of a criminal act? Look here!

Postby burgingham » Mon May 31, 2010 11:20 pm

Meh our pancake would destroy their pumpkin pies within the blink of an eye...


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