Anomaly wrote:Potjeh wrote:I was left at the door of a church as a baby. Thanks for bringing that up, jerk

And you've... never had any girls as class mates? school mates?
Have you even... walked past a woman?
Stop being a jerk, don't hurt him more.I was born on abndoned arctic station and raised by penguins.
As for me, one day a traveller(maybe it was a scientist that tried to revive that said station or scavenge some info idc) was passing by my lair, i ate him and found a notebook on him. I started to learn how to work on it from that day. Many travellers passed by my lair from that time, and since, i guess, we live in pretty much technical era, everyone was carrying some device on them. So finally i managed to understand how to work (and play) on it, and here i am. Good thing that all travellers got some spare battereys with em.