Move to Hell please

[Thijssnl]

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Long time no see Sarge~!

[Sarge]

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Long time no see Sarge~!

heya

[katchemash]

I've received exactly 5 people asking for my location who are running from these barbarians. I've settled them in a new camp. Included is a lawspeaker who wants his village back. We are looking into it. Be warned.

[frontrox1]

I've received exactly 5 people asking for my location who are running from these barbarians. I've settled them in a new camp. Included is a lawspeaker who wants his village back. We are looking into it. Be warned.

The villages still stay villages owned by the lawspeaker, we just claim them as part of our empire.
Villages under our control get many privileges (so i hear) and awesome trade opportunity's.


But you are you are blinded by your hatred of us "Barbarians!11!1"
you guys are overreacting.

[Potjeh]

Hey, would your empire like to swear allegiance to king Potjeh IV? You don't have to, you can always choose to die instead.

[frontrox1]

Hey, would your empire like to swear allegiance to king Potjeh IV? You don't have to, you can always choose to die instead.

Don't forget run!

[Potjeh]

I suppose I could find some other peons to work your fields. So, how long do you guys need to move out?

[frontrox1]

I suppose I could find some other peons to work your fields. So, how long do you guys need to move out?

I'm afraid i cannot move, due to your empires lack of a health care plan, my legs have decayed.

[Potjeh]

Why bring that option up then? So, death or taxes?

[frontrox1]

Why bring that option up then? So, death or taxes?

Whatever point you're trying to make here is not getting through.

Would you rather have no metal anything and not pay taxes or have metal stuff and pay taxes?