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Poop and poop curiosities.

Postby ccog » Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:34 am

Hey guys, I was thinking about all Haven and Hearth and how to make it more realistic and in depth while sitting on the toilet. That's when it occurred to me: WE NEED TO ADD FECES.
First of all, you could get cow poop and turn it into fertilizer so your crops grow faster and better, you can also use bear poop to attract other bears if you're a hunter. We could also add pooping for players too. Basically you have a pooping bar just like a hunger bar, you can defecate anytime anywhere, but if you do it in a midevialstyle toilet (a hole in the ground) your food won't be poisoned when you eat it. Let me explain, if you poop in any old place, like in the boat, then everything you eat after that for about maybe an hour will give you some hurt since it will be unsanitary. If you poop in the hole in the ground that is built for storing human fecal matter (poop) then you won't experience this effect.

You could also make curiosities out of poop, like the poop doll, the poop chariot, poop boat, ect.

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Re: Poop and poop curiosities.

Postby TeckXKnight » Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:36 am

No.
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Re: Poop and poop curiosities.

Postby cobaltjones » Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:36 am

Hurf.
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Re: Poop and poop curiosities.

Postby Kaios » Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:37 am

I guess you didn't search this up before you posted it huh.

http://www.havenandhearth.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=1752
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Re: Poop and poop curiosities.

Postby ccog » Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:38 am

Please post constructive criticisms, not just one word soundbites. If you don't like my idea, refute it. So far, you've convinced nobody.
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Re: Poop and poop curiosities.

Postby sabinati » Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:38 am

ccog wrote:You could also make curiosities out of poop, like the poop doll, the poop chariot, poop boat, ect.


and combine them for the poop playset!
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Re: Poop and poop curiosities.

Postby DaMaGe » Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:39 am

Edit: ah, it was Pumpkin. Thank you Kaios for the old topic link.

Pumpkin wrote:This is literally the shittiest idea ever posted
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Re: Poop and poop curiosities.

Postby ccog » Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:40 am

How about this? Biological warfare. Basically, you can poison your poop by eating raw meats and poisons, ect. Then poop in buckets. Next what you do is find a well of your enemy and pour your poop in. They will drink it and get sick, once they fall sick, you raid their village.
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Re: Poop and poop curiosities.

Postby b_anon » Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:44 am

That other thread was way better than this one
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Re: Poop and poop curiosities.

Postby burgingham » Mon Mar 28, 2011 5:11 am

Since you seem to feel this strong urge to talk about poo, do it in the other topic please.
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