Penis subtly protruding from one's eye socket.

[Holya]

I'd like to start off by saying I'm a 16 year old male from Tasmania, and I'm looking for someone to spoon with for roughly 18hours a day, mainly while sleeping, obviously. I would be filling the role of the girl, I like to be comforted and am extremely loyal and loving. Although, to be clear this: relationship would be in no way sexual, but if either of us becomes aroused and we happen to touch, I'm fine with that, I'm also pretty much willing to do anything you'd ask if you call me a good girl. ;w;

The person I'm looking for would preferably be a white female, preferably very pale, aged 11-15 or a rough skinned white/smooth skinned black aged 48+, would have to know how to make me feel attractive and special, would be a non-smoker, and will not consume drugs whilst around me (I don't mind if you do beforehand, as long as I don't see it's fine).
I'm more than willing to travel and stay anywhere, or fly you to me. Money is not an issue.

There are several possible combinations of personality traits I'd accept in an applicant, but, to be honest they're confusing, even to me, and some completely contradict my like/dislike for other personality traits. It would be too much work to list every set and subset of personalities I'll like, but suffice it to say, if you're female I'd like you to be either very passive and shy, or very aggressive/only in it for the money. Whereas if you're male, I'd prefer you be very rough and outgoing, but not necessarily sociable.

please reply here, or add me on skype(cyanidepills).
If you've any questions relating to my proposal I'd be more than willing to answer! I'd also like to ask some questions about you if at all possible. <3
I know my request is strange, but I'd be the best cuddlebuddy you've ever had, and I'm willing to do or give anything to obtain a partner of my liking.

[Kaios]

shut the fuck up

[Holya]

shut the fuck up

Why are you so mean :'c

[Ninijutsu]