Good times at Subway

[TeckXKnight]

How to be the worst monstrosity to every waddle in Subhuehuehue
>Start with veggies
>Correct yourself and order a footlong on Monterrey Cheeder bread
That bread falls apart more than any other, and it can't hold liquid so the sauces will fuck it into oblivion
>Order one of the "tray" meats, IE steak, tuna, or any of the chicken dishes
>Alternative: Order the roast beef, it's 80% frozen 100% of the time and it's a bitch to seperate into 8 pices for the sandwhich.
>Don't have them toast it unless there;s a huge rush
>Order bacon once you're on veggies so they have to go back
>Tell them you come in often and you want them to press the "3" button on the microwave
On 3, it will cook so long it'll burn the everloving shit out of the employees hands when the pluck it out of the microwave
>Add their name to the end of every setence from here on out
>"I'd like lots of lettuce.....Anon....."
>Tell them you want shit loads of lettuce, cucumber, and tomatoes
>Ask for lots of pickles, they're impossible to place on the sandwhich just right
>Ask for oil and vinegar
>Tell them, " Don't try an gyp me out of the sauce! More oil.....Anon.....
>Fucking oil and vinegar. Goddamned. Overload.
>Absolutely saturate that shit

I want you to make that sandwich so wet it is sopping.

Motherfucking. Sopping.
Wet.

>Ask for heavy oregano and tell them you're good
>Don't have them cut it, the fun has just begun
>When they're trying to fold the behemoth of the sandwich remind them you want guacamole
>Get sandwich, pay for extra bacon and guac
>Waddle to bathroom with sandwich
>Cram sandwich into toilet
>Never return

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[windmaker]

someone can ban this guy?

[overtyped]

meh, it's a good idea, but a waste of money.
6/10