Russians attack me for no reason

[froggy2727]

Well, i was just passing this house and the guy who owned the house wanted to spar with me. So i pressed yes since i was kinda bored. I started to attack him since he wasn't doing anything. I had to chase him around his house. I was pwning him since i was doing 23's on him everytime. But then suddenly he tries to kill me! i tried to get to my boat, but he knocked my out. Then 2 more russians supposely came and i think they wanted o kill me too. Only one of them spoke english so i tried my best to explain to him that we were just sparring. I think this is just really cruel for just hitting him while we were sparring. That russian person was just plan CRUEL.

[burgingham]

[Barzoy]

Dear Sir,

I'm a a member of the imperial intergalactic security forces. We decided that we no longer need to hide the truth and deceive you. Your world is in great danger.
It appears that you have found one of their secret underground missile silos. Communist pigs are ready to eliminate any threat to their plans to destroy the world and unfortunately you have turned on their way. Also, today we got some new photos of that region, made from space. It seems that everything is much more serious than we thought at first.
Personally, i'm gonna to get fucking out from this planet as fast as possible, and I recommend you do the same.

Sincerely, Agent Smith.

[Garlicman]

So that's where russians keep their giant cucumbers.

[Josan]

LOL. cucumbers and nukes. Who knew that they would ever be related and nice drwaing by the way.

[Lman8786]

woh if only we could really have those

[Flame]

the game will be deserted after 12 minuts.

[TrooPeRZz]

I agree...

[Manson]

Are you Implying Russians need a reason to attack somebody.

[villagepeople]

I hereby announce our counterstrike.

Wir mussen die Russen ausrotten!