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Megam8z VS The World! (Heavy Images)

Postby kaizokuroof » Mon Apr 21, 2014 3:44 am

In light of our recent killing spree (and shamming) a new thread has been born. Long live the megam8s and praise our glorious leader, xDavidx. Will anyone stand up to the megam8s?

#Coles #RichardGey

Story:
#Yesterday

It all started yesterday, when we noticed a Ram placed inside Roach Motel Vault, which we fortunately had the keys for. One of the Meg@m8s checked the scents and confirmed it was one of JordanColes scummy alts, confirmed what time the ram set, 16 hours so the megam8s patiently waited until the next day and will attack them with their dicks out. The plan was formed and kicked into motion.

#Today

So we all ported over, with keys in inventory, the megam8s boated south of the island vault and waited for the ram to fully dry and the perps to point over.

After 30 minutes or so of camping outside the the vault, movement! Two people, Valentine and Richard Grey were inside. Instantly agro'd they ran towards the north wall and the mansions, but that wouldn't save them! The megam8s charged inside with no fucks given, the fools had run into a cellar, where they were promptly trapped by one of the m8z as 4 of them stacked coins and gave out the valorus D. One by one they fell. As Richard Grey realised his fate, he continued to run around the room, flailing as if he had no idea what he was doing, being downed by a glorious and delicious chop.

Quickly some of the megam8s rushed outside and blocked the Crossroads, incase any more were to come help (Yeah right)


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Some of the l00tz
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Skulls
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Coles side of the story: http://www.havenandhearth.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=34&t=36021

#Altair II AKA Waffles frind.

Skull Shot
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#Petrosian The Second

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Kill shot
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#Hydra AKA Waffles

KO shot
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Kill shot
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#ottoskogon AKA Uncle Phil

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#Hook...

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#Porus Cor II

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#GG Boar AKA Kret

Story:
It all started when a pair of suspicious hearthlings, with fashion sense appeared outside L0rd0fShad0ws vault.

He quickly rallied his glorious comrades, Mariusbl, Rocky Fucking Balboa and Dekuss Farm, the four of them quickly spot some grounded boats just past the vault with some large chests and two hearthlings, in leather cloak and other assorted fashion statements, equip only with Travellers sacks, stone axes and saw in hand.

For a moment, time stood still, it was a stand off. The four intrepid shad0w members, quickly agro'd the hearthlings and they instantly snapped out of the stand off and began calling upon the Gods, Jorb and Loftar who thundered and hurled lightning at the foursome for coins. The duo of criminal scum ran north, fleeing their grounded boats and as the comrades advanced, they switched from their various fashion statements and equip a dragon helmet and merchants robe. Dekus Farm, with his cunning wit, stayed behind, making sure all boats were securely landed against the shore, tied up so that if the hearthling scum manages to turn the tables and get to our boats before us, that we would have the upper hand. After a brief moment of calling coins, the duo of criminal scum began swimming a near by river. Fearless L0rd0fShad0ws led the charge, crossing the river only a few metres behind one of the hearthlings, followed closely by Rocky Fucking Balboa and Mariusbl...

The two dragon helmers get to the shore just before L0rd0fShad0ws, and decide to split up. L0rd of Shad0ws quickly weighs the options and decides that the group will focus on one of the duo. The three comrades continued in pursuit, as the other dragon helmet scum escapes, leaving his friend alone.

The dragon helmer crosses the river again, back to the land mass he just came from, it seems he wishes to make a brake for his boats... The three comrades herd the criminal back towards the boats and where Dekuss Farm lies in wait for an ambush. As the rivers edge almost comes into render, Rocky Fucking Balbao, manages to land a movement chop against the criminal, causing him to lose all but 15 defence. The criminal then takes the lead, only to find that his boats are grounded and our comrade Dekuss Farm waiting for him. The criminal then turns back towards Rocky Fucking Balboa, who queues no pain no gain, causing the criminal to panic as his defence was Zero'd. The Mighty and Fearsome L0rd0fShad0ws hits the criminal with the Valorus D, however his soldiers sword manages to catch a rather sturdy bit of his armor and only glances the criminal with a 286 hit. The criminal is wounded and is still running towards the river, however it seems the wound is too great for the criminal.. as Miriusbl closes the gap with full attack bar and the Valorus D queued, it seems as if the hearth lands has one less problem to worry about.. The dragon helmer enters the water and the Valorus D hits true, the enemy is KO'd on the last tile before entering the water.

All four of the comrades quickly down the foe, with a series of punches and chops, with a final with punch to the throat, Delivered by none other than the mighty and all powerful, L0rd0fShad0ws. The comrades, began securing the body, building fences to protect any unwanted friends, or perhaps the other of the duo, that ran earlier from bashing the body.


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#M8 Goddess of Me2 Kingdom AKA Bambek

Story:
It all started when one of the megam8z was chillin inside his plot, eating his pies... A dhemler boats by and asks "Do you speak english?" Quickly the megam8s roll out like autobots, and engage in a chase after the lone dhelmer. He runs north, with 2 of the megam8s close on his heels, while another of the megam8s ports to a CR in the next river network.

Suddenly the 2 megam8s are outnumbered 3 v 2, so they jump on their defence game and head towards the megam8 heading up the river in a boat. The 2 are separated by rivers, 1 megam8 is being pressured by Bear Shaman in a boat while the other is being chased 2 v 1. Suddenly the megam8 in the boat catches up to the 2 v 1, the megam8 with 2 guys on him runs towards the boat, but takes a 40 attk ,movement valorus D, pinging is MLG armor and zeroing his defence. He quickly jumps in the boat and the 3 v 3 begins.

As the megam8s stack coins against the 3 AD dhelmers, Bear Shaman grounds the boat and the 3 dhelmers begin to flee. The megam8s set chase, calling coins and pursuing as best they can. The Dhelmers run north, crossing a river forcing some of the lower con megam8s to drink and hold the line, rather than yolo into them, but one leads the charge anyway with a yolo 2 gr8 2 handle, one of the megam8s flanks from the east as the other 3 dhelmers trash talk the two by the river. As the megam8 comes into their render, they begin to flee again and megam8s once again begin to pursue.

An extra megam8 joins the chase, quite far behind at this time and after some more chasing and stacking coins, one of the m8s manages to catch up almost blocking the dhelmer from the other two, he then turns on the megam8 going for an opportunity but instead takes a Valorus D to the face, bringing his defence to ~30 - Another megam8 queues valorus D and as Bambek tries to move out of the situation gets struck for a movement hit KOing him, Immediately the dhelmer that took the opportunity knocks turns and begins fighting Bear Shaman, who opened with a punch, bringing his defence to ~20 who begins to run again. A 3rd megam8 lands a chop on Bambek and he's down and out.

The chase continues for a solid 15 minutes, megam8s only focusing the 1 dhelmer that was outside our walls. Leaving Bear Shaman to escape. After much starving and almost running out of water, the dhelmer manages to lose agro and manages to escape. We suspect this was none other than the great Muldur himself.

Megam8s then camped the skull with no interruption by anyone.. sadly.


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#Arcanist

Story:
MY NAB
IS GOOD FOR M8
HE WAS LIKE
HALP BEING RAIDED
I PORTED OVER
AND KILLEd
ARCANIST
600 dmg chop
and he survived
and like
FD Gods just punched
for like
60 dmg
and downed
him
lelelele

Tylers angles then came and chased the 2 megam8s away from getting the skull.


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Youtube vidya of dat fite: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydb0y-g ... e=youtu.be

#RM Downed, fight at Andreas' vault

RM Downed

In response to an earlier conflict, the megam8's setout to fight the Dis/Korean/Russian holy union. Swegles was talking to Andreacas, outside of his vault. After some shitalk from both sides, they eventually ported out and chased Swegles, who ran south to 2 more of his comrades.

Juicy J and FartmanCoolguy pushed to sandwich the 5 or 6 warriors chasing Swegles, and after a brief exchange, the megam8s defence was low. We begin to stack coins and continue running south, to yet another one of our comrades Aptem. After some more coin calling, we all turned on one of the guys named "RM" from the Russian part of the union, Fartman Leads with the Valorus D, bringing the warrior to about 20 defence. Juicy J yolo's hard into the middle of the group getting a chop off on, bringing RM to the ground. Juicy J takes a movement valor, bringing his defence low, with El Mariarchi close on his tail. With the confusion of the downed Russian, his allies manage to punch him a few times emptying their attack bars, giving Aptem an option to kill the downed RM with a chop.

After a brief moment they looted the body and began running north, with the megam8s chasing close behind. They continued running and didn't stop until they were safely behind walls.....


40 minutes latter, @ base camp skull, the megam8s were standing guard to defend the skull, when suddenly a large fighting force from the union agro's Juicy J alone, so we set out to

few pics and basic story, there is some video footage from both sides, so I'll update OP and link will be up soon.. Enjoiii as always budz


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#Additional chase pixxx
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#Davis + Dodoe, Featuring... Megam8s

Story:
Davis, a young brave yolo warrior is out searching for some action in the Korean? supergrids finds a lone Dhelmer on the mountain, the dhelmer scared of the fearsome warrior logs off, only to be agro'd as our hero enters rendering distance, thus costing Dissident Aggressors life..

A few minutes later, presumably Dissident's pals show up to gank on Davis, after a brief chat on the side of a river, they agree to a 1 v 1, Hook being the one to challenge our hero and champ, davis. After a brief stackage of coins and trading of moves, Davis lands a hit on his enemy, causing panic in young hooks mind. He quickly rallies his buddies to gank in on the 1 v 1 they had agree'd to and thus, breaking a sacred pact that is made upon acceptance of a 1 v 1.
Davis then calls for some of his trusty pals, Dodoe, Sheldor and Fartman-Coolguy, who hastily gather some buckets of water and set out to intercept the gank.

After some running, we meet up with Davis, now a 4 v 3, the enemies quickly flee. Close behind is davis, followed by Sheldor and Dodoe and flanking from the side, Kaizokuroof. The area was particularly cliffy and the enemies quickly found themselves losing ground, however, a swift sting/valorus strike from one of the enemies pinged Davis' armor, forcing him to back off ever so slightly. Soon the enemies found themselves bunched up against a cliff, running north to south. The group then seperated with a 3 v 2 on Hook and Komodo and 1 v 1 with Kaizokuroof and the unknown swordsman heading East.

Kaizokuroof continues to stack coins and chase the enemy east, continually stacking coins while he called none. A river was up ahead, expecting boats in toe kaizokuroof begins to feel on the edge, but continued to chase the unknown worrior across the river and south west towards some sprint terrain. The chase continues, both parties making small mistakes that cost each other ground, finally running to a brickwalled village, with an alt waiting at the gate. The swordman escapes and kaizokuroof is left wanting blood.

Suddenly from the call, kaizokuroof is snapped back into action, his pals are still chasing the other 2 and are heading towards him. Kaizokuroof also begins to head in the direction of his pals, hoping to cut one off, Davis is one of the enemies and Sheldor and Dodoe on the other quickly a decision is made and the other two continue chasing Komodo and Davis and Kaizo head off hook. The chase runs far east, past the brickwalled village until finally it seems hook will double back. Kaizokuroof pre-emtivly crosses the river while Davis continues to follow right behind only a few tiles with delicious coins. Hook then crosses south over the river, with Davis only 1 or 2 tiles behind, the village is now positioned South West with a thicket close. Kaizokuroof continues to run beside/infront of Hook, calling coins, while davis heards hook in the right direction, he crosses into some thicket to get to a small patch of pavement hoping to run south and to safety (so he thought*) However, he is cut off by the roofmiester and forced to run the opposite direction, against Cliff/Thicket and Palisade wall. A small brief moment as the young hook is cornered... Tactically waiting for the movement punch, Davis lands one in the throat of Hook, causing his defence to be 0'd and taking some damage and then blocked by Davis, making him run towards kaizokuroof who finishes with a 1720 Valorus D, downing young hook for the count. Kaizo then stacks four coins, while Davis stirps him bare and breaks his defence for a clean chop, making certain he would not rise again.

SO HE THOUGHT* second hand info, needs varifying HUE HUE***
Meanwhile, as kaizo and Davis are fighting hook, our heros and best pal Sheldor + Dodoe down a key alt to the brickwalled village and are chasing the 900 UA Komodo, who is begging for his life. Sheldor close behind after Dodoe lowering his defence has Chop queued and is only 2-3 tiles behind his foe, as Komodo offers 200 pearls to stop the chase right then and there. This however is an insult! He should be ashamed to leave his walls, the coward, so Sheldor and Dodoe continue chasing after him.

Kaizokuroof is called to assist his buds while Davis guards the body from any alt or fighter that would try to bash the body. His pals are running north and kaizo south, for another intercept! After a quick decision should I block the gate or lower Komodo's defence, the call is made to movement punch him.... You can see the panic in Komodo as he attempts to juke kaizo, but takes a movement punch, Shel and dodoe are close behind. The gate is shut, however shel has the keys and quickly opens the gate, still right behind Komodo, however he is saved by another set of keys, it seems they were smart not to carry the inside brickwall key as well as the outer. A brief moment of standown is had, the enemies then enter a house... In the heat of the moment we forgot about the CR right next to us, quickly we check the CR and yolo into the CR called "Brim" It leads to the idol! Shel and Davis enter the house, however the perps have already ported and so begins the body camp....


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Davis yoloing alone, catches a wild Dissident Agressor and downs him 4 the count
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Davis lives life on da edge, yolo 3 v 1 awaiting a supposed 1 v 1?~!??!
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Davis reking hook in a 1 v 1
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Brave Kaizokuroof chases the scurry soldier sword warrior!!
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Moments before the next picture....
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Davis punches Hook, before Kaizokuroof delivers a final switch CHOP to da mouth
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Kit upgrade for da man with da playzz
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Almost the full crew, missing from pic: L0rd0fShad0ws
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Hooks Skull, poor Hook ;_;
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#Bonus Pics

Tkearns, rekt in a 1 v 1 against Juicy J (Troll)
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Dodoe - Lives only because he crashed and the megam8s r 2 kind.

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Tkearns downed in a 1 v 1, kind Kaizokuroof lets him live.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp1UWgUUFpc

Vidya uploaded by Ninjitsu, what a gr8 gui

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#Ocean King Graveyard.

Adding our recent kills 2 da graveyard
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Additional History and other significant battles/scuffles:

#AD Gank on Sweggles + Aptem, the LAKE Escape.

Story:

A typical day @ Ocean King Idol, chillin' out making some cheese, when a Dhelmer boats up to the walls and begins chatting to our resident farmer, who alerts the online pals that there is someone east of our village. Swegles ports over and we start to talk, finding out it is none other than Panj the Man! Panj explains that he wants some action, so being the sporting megam8 Swegles is, rallies one more Megam8, Aptem and ports out to fight Panj.

Panj once agro'd immediately boats north, towards our glorious sharkfin island... Suddenly from behind, a red dot appears.. another, another... too many to count. Quickly the megam8s ground the boat and bring the fight on land, heading east towards a small gap in some cliffs, Swegles in the lead followed by Aptem.

The duo meet a river heading south, so the begin to follow it, still being chased by the hoard. Swegles and Aptem manage to get the attention of some more pals and readily get them into the party for some emergency evacuation boats. The river they were following then turns into a lake, however more AD are coming from their west, so they swim a river and head further east, away from their pals to gain some ground. The lake ends so the megam8 duo swims south, to run in full circle to where our saviours in boats are heading toward.

A lag spike hits poor Swegles who is forced to tank a punch from Panj The Man (the only one who is really able to keep up with the MLG running skillz of Swegles + Aptem) lowering his defence, but not putting him in any immediate danger. By now our pals are in render, Swegles is swimming out to meet one and Aptem quickly scooped up in the shallows by the other, leaving the AD Gank Squad far behind.


AD Begins their gank on the two megam8s:

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A hot LZ as our hero's are quickly scooped up by additional megam8s:

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Just a note, this thread will be updated and added too when some of the missing pictures surface/get documented.
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Re: Megam8z keel thread (Heavy Images)

Postby Ninijutsu » Mon Apr 21, 2014 3:51 am

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Of another era.
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Re: Megam8z keel thread (Heavy Images)

Postby talon00302 » Mon Apr 21, 2014 3:55 am

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Oh god it all makes sense now
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Re: Megam8z keel thread (Heavy Images)

Postby kaizokuroof » Mon Apr 21, 2014 3:55 am

7 + Developed Skulls in 5 days, not bad megam8z
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Re: Megam8z keel thread (Heavy Images)

Postby jordancoles » Mon Apr 21, 2014 3:57 am

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Oh god it all makes sense now

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Re: Megam8z keel thread (Heavy Images)

Postby Tonkyhonk » Mon Apr 21, 2014 6:04 am

let me dedicate a song to you, megam8z
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGo18g3NeC4
(too bad, couldnt make it a parody)
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Re: Megam8z VS The World! (Heavy Images)

Postby kaizokuroof » Mon Apr 21, 2014 6:28 am

Megam8s have Downed Bambek in a 3 v 4 - AD Stepped up too the plate, but was unable to compete with the meg@m8s. Next challenger please.

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Re: Megam8z VS The World! (Heavy Images)

Postby kaizokuroof » Mon Apr 21, 2014 8:32 am

OP Updated! Story and extra pics! bon appetit!!!!!
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