I killed some guy named Ibraham, Why?

[Woot]

So, this morning I jumped on to a combat alt I haven't been playing in a while and teleported from my village to a crossroad outside the walls to explore, And was immediately aggrod by some guy in steel.
Caught by surprise I ran for it, and clipped him by trees and basically squirrelled for my life while I gathered my wits. It was a long chase, and I couldn't shake him completely but luckily I had a fuck ton of water on me, Unfortunately so did he. I started calling down the thunder on him, and tested the waters with an exchange of punches, and he clearly had me outmatched, After crunching numbers I estimate his UA at 485 give or take five, Long story short, I got a combat advantage on him with stern order, And got very very lucky and killed him with my sword.


My question is, Who the hell are you? Where did you come from and why did you attack me randomly?
And how the FUCK is your stealth so high when your base Int is so low?

[NOOBY93]

Somehow I get the feeling this thread wasn't made to see why the guy attacked you, but to share your story of how you killed him.
Reminds me of this, also your post, in another thread

So I used my superior knowledge of the combat system against him, I followed him in his boat during a routine hunting trip, he kept telling me to go away but I wouldn't respond, after a while he tried to fight me so I boated him far from home and then started calling down the thunder, slowly gaining points, I eventually whipped out my strategy and two short stern orders later, I had full combat advantage, We boat fought and I forced him to dry land by breaking his boat, I then proceeded to lay down a biblical beatdown, Until he Vstriked with a stone axe (At the time I did not realize that could happen) and he took control once more with his superior UA, So I ran, Making sure he could keep up, I had four buckets of water, I don't think he had any, so I stern ordered him again, And killed him like I would kill an AI controlled bear, I op-knocked and soaked his hits then stung with my soldiers sword, Murdering my former co-hirdsmen.

[spawningmink]

don't want to assume anything here but........ you have no pics and said you are using a sword sounds fake me me

[Woot]

Yeah, not gonna lie, That is true I also wanted to brag just a little, And why not? I managed to snag victory from the jaws of certain death!
But I still am curious. His stealth is amazingly high, and he had the stats that make me curious why a guy with 485 ish UA is wearing steel plate and a steel helmet instead of dhelm and ctc.
Also, q55 buckets, meaning either a 300 saw, or he used good wood for buckets of all things.

But yeah, way to call me on my bullshit nooby

[Woot]

I'm estimating his UA, vstrike at 330 melee at one advantage brought him down to 20 defense.

You tell me.

[Jesus_Smith_Nandez]

I'm estimating his UA, vstrike at 330 melee at one advantage brought him down to 20 defense.

You tell me.

Moving?
You're probably right with your estimation of 485-500UA
Edit: If this actually did happen

[spawningmink]

I still would like to know how fake this is

[venatorvenator]

Nice story. Much easier to understand than faction kill threads that only have out-of-context pics.

Also can we see his skull?

[Woot]

Sure.

[Jesus_Smith_Nandez]

How much lp from teh skull?