Divine Intervention: Balls Bay et al vs. Dev Team

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Re: Divine Intervention: Balls Bay et al vs. Dev Team

Postby SnuggleSnail » Fri Jan 09, 2026 5:24 pm

>Come out of retirement (I wasn't even playing the game) explicitly to help
>Spend 8 hours of free labor helping the police solve a double homicide
>Take somebody's doughnut on the way out
>THIEF
>BLAM BLAM
>BLAM BLAM BLAM
>*reloading sound*
>BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
>My friend walks into the room
>BLAM BLAM
>"This was justified", says the cop as he retrieves his doughnut

I recognize the names of all of the people saying it was good, and they're all just people I've sieged/killed before very obviously trying to get revenge without rly caring about if it makes sense.

But it's such a weird stance all it rly does is discredit you for saying it. I genuinely cannot fathom what made the devs come to this conclusion. Being mad they had to do work on Christmas, probably.
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Re: Divine Intervention: Balls Bay et al vs. Dev Team

Postby ItsFunToLose » Fri Jan 09, 2026 5:29 pm

SnuggleSnail wrote:>Come out of retirement (I wasn't even playing the game) explicitly to help
>Spend 8 hours of free labor helping the police solve a double homicide
>Take somebody's doughnut on the way out
>THIEF
>BLAM BLAM
>BLAM BLAM BLAM
>*reloading sound*
>BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
>My friend walks into the room
>BLAM BLAM
>"This was justified", says the cop as he retrieves his doughnut

I recognize the names of all of the people saying it was good, and they're all just people I've sieged/killed before very obviously trying to get revenge without rly caring about if it makes sense.

But it's such a weird stance all it rly does is discredit you for saying it. I genuinely cannot fathom what made the devs come to this conclusion. Being mad they had to do work on Christmas, probably.


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Re: Divine Intervention: Balls Bay et al vs. Dev Team

Postby ItsFunToLose » Fri Jan 09, 2026 5:31 pm

Thank you for this laugh. No context.
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Re: Divine Intervention: Balls Bay et al vs. Dev Team

Postby ItsFunToLose » Fri Jan 09, 2026 5:52 pm

vipes wrote:jorb's corporate/lawyer speak is so hard to decipher I don't even know what's going on

Is snail banned or just one/some of his accounts? Can he make new accounts to play?

I'll admit bug abuse is a serious offense and he's a notorious griefer but the game's probably better with snail in it. Maybe just take away his hats and make the ban only last until W16.2 or something with a promise from him not to abuse bugs again.


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Re: Divine Intervention: Balls Bay et al vs. Dev Team

Postby _Scipio » Fri Jan 09, 2026 5:54 pm

ItsFunToLose wrote:You wield words as weapons to manipulate and deceive.


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ItsFunToLose wrote:How many times did you drop rosegold to DC people?


Explain this allegation?
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Re: Divine Intervention: Balls Bay et al vs. Dev Team

Postby ItsFunToLose » Fri Jan 09, 2026 5:56 pm

_Scipio wrote:
ItsFunToLose wrote:You wield words as weapons to manipulate and deceive.


Frieren season 2 is coming soon.
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ItsFunToLose wrote:How many times did you drop rosegold to DC people?


Explain this allegation?


No. Anyone putting energy into defending him, in any way, going as far as to ask for evidence, as if there isn't enough in existence, is a fucking troll.

Absent from this entire thread is any admission of wrongdoing, contrition to even the slightest degree, or a willingness to do better in the future.

All I've heard are 5 pages of The Narcissists Prayer:

That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did...

You deserved it.

Fuck you too.
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Re: Divine Intervention: Balls Bay et al vs. Dev Team

Postby pawnchito » Fri Jan 09, 2026 5:58 pm

_Scipio wrote:
ItsFunToLose wrote:How many times did you drop rosegold to DC people?

Explain this allegation?


Vulnerable Client would crash upon encountering cursed gfx, or hat; or some such, the legend goes.

This thread has been amusing. but for fucks sake turn the server back on.
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Re: Divine Intervention: Balls Bay et al vs. Dev Team

Postby ItsFunToLose » Fri Jan 09, 2026 6:00 pm

pawnchito wrote:
_Scipio wrote:
ItsFunToLose wrote:How many times did you drop rosegold to DC people?

Explain this allegation?


Vulnerable Client would crash upon encountering cursed gfx, or hat; or some such, the legend goes.

This thread has been amusing.


There are images floating around of private discord chats where he admits to doing it and getting so so many kills that world because of it.

If a player had not encountered an item before, if you dropped it on the ground as their first encounter with it, it would crash their client. He openly bragged about it and takes pleasure in causing pain while exploiting bugs.

Not once. Not a few times.

There is zero remorse. Only arguments for why it's not that bad.

This is his entire personality.

Never once have I seen someone more deserving of a permanent ban. And I say that as someone who has been permanently banned from countless online communities, just and unjust.

I always knew where the line was. You never think you crossed it.
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Re: Divine Intervention: Balls Bay et al vs. Dev Team

Postby rfxDarth » Fri Jan 09, 2026 6:02 pm

SnuggleSnail wrote:Come out of retirement (I wasn't even playing the game)


You honestly think that anyone would ever believe that?
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Re: Divine Intervention: Balls Bay et al vs. Dev Team

Postby Audiosmurf » Fri Jan 09, 2026 6:06 pm

Frieren is dogshit
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