by Ysh » Mon Jul 25, 2016 6:16 pm jorb wrote:zebratul wrote:jorb wrote:
STFU.
You should take the vocal part of the community easier, man.
You have my and many other's support.
Thanks! Don't get me wrong, though. I speak dispassionately.
Jorb is calm, cool, collected. He is child on playground which is standing and watches from a distance. Slicked back hair. Trench coat. Sunglasses. Looking as cucumber, he sits with item in mouth. But it is not cigarette, because jorb is respecting this is poison to body. No, this is lollipop in his mouth. Dum Dums brand, but before Dum Dums were made really small and less good. Root beer flavor, of course. One hand remains in pocket and is occasional usage to readjust this sucker in mouth. Other is displayed with some objects. Perhaps some small stone, or some coin so jorb's ear can hear this satisfying clinking sound as the object is tossed loosely and gently into air and caught back into hand. His expression is static, reassuring. He watches you from distance like father is watching child. Content to allow child to make mistake and learn from it, but he will be there if required. But jorb is not there to protect any other child on playground, he is just observing. This paternal protection sensation you feel is from fact that jorb is in complete control of situation. Like Obama trying to systematically make America like rest of world, jorb knows exactly what he is doing. A child he is watching does some thing particularly amusing and jorb might display some small smirk. Perhaps even you will hear the sound of rushing air from jorb nose as he will quick exhale a small chuckle. But these reaction are not involuntary. Jorb was not caught off guard by the child antics, but wished to display his amusement for some calculated reason.
