Prelude: World 16.2

[Nightdawg]

with an option to "chase me for practice" - obviously it would be a lot of work to make a bot that chases like a real player

1. asking the devs who never engaged in pvp to make a bot that chases like a real player
2. no forager buff, speed buffs, vehicles in valhalla

[SnuggleSnail]

they will 100% never make a good tutorial they're not skilled enough


BUT IF THEY WERE, putting that tutorial in valhalla where 95% of people will never bother to go is how we got to the point people who've played for 15 years have no idea what they're doing. You should need to chase things and be chased by things in the overworld. Catch bunnies that behave like fleeing players. Bunny dungeon that's a time trial race. Ant queen getting her combat med fueled by baby ants. When an animal aggros you it could have mechanics instead of just being faster with all of the ways to escape being things that doesn't work with players.

If the game were good basic PVP concepts would be integrated absolutely everywhere instead of being a separate game mode shitters never engage with until 3 seconds before I put them sideways

[gravesmerch]

devs would be insane to even try to integrate that cancer pvp meta that emerges like mold in bread

just watched the 3rd meteor fight, pretty early for a bunch of B12 200q running around, makes me understand all the invisible walls added to mining

imagine all the lore, nature, crafting and industry devs add to the game, only to end up in a bacterial infection of unintended meta madness exploding on a modded combat UI that should come with a photo-sensitivity alert

pvp situation is not fixable, best they can do is keep a slice of the population playing long term for routine reasons

[magnet]

shit on it all you want but combat bots in valhalla would be amazing

imagine they fine tune undead valhalla bots to a point where people are satisfied and then they can add skeleton dungeons to the main game

also how hard can it be to allow critters and boats in valhalla

[DDDsDD999]

shit on it all you want but combat bots in valhalla would be amazing

imagine they fine tune undead valhalla bots to a point where people are satisfied and then they can add skeleton dungeons to the main game

also how hard can it be to allow critters and boats in valhalla

It took them 3 years to add drinking water to Valhalla, and 7 years to change the map from a 10x10ish minimap of only sprint terrain with no trees or anything.
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[Grumpkin]

15 days...

[IsThisRad]

... It took them 3 years to add drinking water to Valhalla, and 7 years to change the map from a 10x10ish minimap of only sprint terrain with no trees or anything.

what da hell

[SnuggleSnail]

this PVP game shouldn't teach your PVP mechanics because I don't like PVP

even 2 years ago if I saw somebody saying this I'd assume they're just playing a character, but recently I just believe people

Don't care that you have a bad opinion about an irrelevant subject. But there's degrees of bad opinions, right? Some opinions are so bad that I don't have enough empathy to put myself in your shoes and even begin to figure out how you got there. Without an ounce of hate in my heart I'm medically interested in how you can be this stupid. Is it just this one blind spot, or is it your entire life? Is it like an emotional issue leading you to bad reasoning, or is it a complete lack of ability to reason? Do you struggle to fill out forms? I'm gonna be thinking about this in the shower weeks from now

no offense ily

[Schwarzvald]

Gay irl above me ^

Actively sucks anything tbh. Turn your hoses off

[Halbertz]

Great posts everyone, really funny stuff going around the forums today.

shizowald tier post

I agree. Or sorry that happened.