Game Development: Provincial Oven

[TheTylerLee]

midges are OP and need nerf

[NoBizd]

It's too easy to get new wound and it's growing too fast. That's not even remotly funny and basically fucks newbs and hermits hard.

You want to go to swamp for curio, candleberries, energy food? Well, sorry - you have to kill adders first! Well, it also can kill you if you are new to the game and doesn't know about cart/horse stomping but OH WELL...

[satinembers]

Can we at least make adder bone count as a fine bone since you took away the wish bone? Getting them at least requires a little more risk.

[strpk0]

It's too easy to get new wound and it's growing too fast. That's not even remotly funny and basically fucks newbs and hermits hard.

You want to go to swamp for curio, candleberries, energy food? Well, sorry - you have to kill adders first! Well, it also can kill you if you are new to the game and doesn't know about cart/horse stomping but OH WELL...

Not to mention honey from wild bees, pretty funny that the solution for the insta kill wound you just received as a brand new player, probably 20 minutes into the game is to:

1. Live near an ocean, if not have fun boating to one for hours (dead if you take too long).
2. Go (most likely) get shit on by wild bees while attempting to get honey (dead if your hhp was low enough already).
3. Know that you're not supposed to fight adders but instead stomp on them with a cart/horse (dead if you aggro an adder and now have adder bite + swamp fever).
4. Die anyway even if you succeeded until now because the only cure for this wound also hurts you even more (and doesn't seem to heal the wound nor stop its progression instantly).

This is probably about as newb unfriendly as a mechanic can possibly be. If it was designed to be this god awful intentionally, I can only say I'm impressed.

[Lightning2]

Can you allow us to breed our own special bee breed that fights midgets in the village holy fuck I am miles away from a swamp and being invaded by midges

[Austinh15]

Swamp Fever is literally turning me into a make a wish kid right now someone please help me.

[Lightning2]

Are you afking in a swamp

[NoBizd]

Are you afking in a swamp

You can get it in under 60 seconds at swamp and then it grows when you are outside swamp.

[Gerugon]

Same problem, left swamp a long time ago but it keeps ticking up.

[Lightning2]

Are you afking in a swamp

You can get it in under 60 seconds at swamp and then it grows when you are outside swamp.

Guess I'm in for a treat when I log back in. I quit when I had 5