Game Development: Provincial Oven

[Archiplex]

May your souls be saved, and your lives be spared.

Thankfully, I did not settle on a swamp, and so the hearth blesses me with mercy.

[Apocoreo]

remove swamps

[bmjclark]

remove swamps

They pretty much just did

[Astarisk]

Better hope jorb wakes up soon because I think everyone who's touched a swamp since this patch is going to die

That's what they get for, uh...entering a swamp? Yeah, definitely a clear screw-up you should lose a character to, of course you would die for briefly being in a swamp. (Even if you're in a dugout/coracle.)

There are going to be so many dead spruce caps by the time the morning rolls around. I don't know how a simple suggestion to use boats in swamps lead to such punishing mechanics for a the spruceys. Honestly mechanics like this is the opposite of what this game needs. I can only imagine how rough it has to be to be an extremely new player to this game, wax is so gated behind harsh mechanics that I'd be surprised if any new player can get their first mine hole.

[springyb]

You all cyber bullied Jorb out of his swamp base now he's pissed.

Everything except the swamp ass is 10/10

[jorb]

Will make adjustments. The medicine works, however, and is not actual snake oil.

[wafflecat]

Is the intention of this wound to promote alting? Because I sure as hell ain't sending my main to a swamp again.
Weird, but other than that cool patch.

[bothvar]

My condolences to anyone who trust's a new wound with a character that matters to them.

What do you even mean "trusts a new wound"?

They change the game randomly and you're just not supposed to play the game? You stop playing the game because the devs decide to add some stupid bullshit wound that doesn't function like any other wound in the entire game? They add it to some innocuous action that many people do and have been doing as part of their routine for literally years. Not everyone autistically reads the forums trying to find out if they need to be gaming on alts before they log into enjoy a game because the devs might have added some stupid shit that can delete your character.

This swamp fever wound is bullshit. Do they not test this shit before they push it out?

[springyb]

Do they not test this shit before they push it out?

We are playing the alpha. We are the test.

[displaced]

I tried drinking more Snake juice. I drank 2 bottles, 8 does total. Snake juice> then wound now. I Will see if it stops going up.


Update 2:
Hmm. still taking damage. Im not sure this is intended behavior?

Will make adjustments. The medicine works, however, and is not actual snake oil.

You are some kind of politician? Your definition of "works" is out of this world.