DocGreen wrote:Reasons for not playing this game:
1. Bugs...
Deal with it, Loftar and Jorb work hard for us.
DocGreen wrote:2. Useless tutorial... Don't think you can even call it one... yeh maybe your meant to try and find it all out for Yourself but fuck that I'm no mind reader lol. no man would know to use a spindle root as a class of string... yeh flax or even hemp understandable but the root?
That's the first thing I figured out, and also we make the wiki very accessible, you're just lazy. "OMG Reedz? Me neva reedz"
DocGreen wrote:3. The way your meant to earn points(LP) is retarded.
As someone from W3, I had difficulty with this at first but I think it's an improvement, makes things more difficult, and it cuts down on "killing everything for LP"
DocGreen wrote:4. Painfully slow mostly due to the server[glitched every 2 mins, im a very patient person]
Server lag will be fixed eventually, fuck off, they work hard for us.
DocGreen wrote:5. not many players and when you do come across 'em they are always griefers (which wouldnt be a problem if it didnt take for ever to lvl up).
Get off your lazy ass and find curios. Also, I've found plenty of friendly people during my hermitage, and the so called "griefers" are actually pretty cool when you don't act like an 8 year old"
DocGreen wrote:6. Make ur guy from scratch try to learn swimming (why make it an option when clearly its a bad choice)-dead... again new guy thinkin wow been on all day must be able to take a boar on, wrong again... Your knocked off ur feet in one then killed... Not starting again not worth it in the slightest.
If you buy swimming you didn't read the forums and are fucking stupid, fantastic, Darwinism wins again

Oh, and also, same thing with the boar. Enjoy your idiocy.
DocGreen wrote:7.The party option is a must but should include something to help understand how many ppl are in your area or so... true Im in the UK so my times are diff to those from the USA or Russian parts of the world...hence i had the problem never finding ppl awake/alive/or not a griefer.
You get shit like that in every game, try asking them?
DocGreen wrote:8.Game is impossible for ppl who have had a late start, so yes if your new do the following:
-load of your web browser
-enter in your fav p*rn site or roll one
-De-stress due to the following because of being so hyped up over a game
-I would do both as it chillifies you fast.
There's plenty of people that didn't start with Vigilance and all the other famous big-wigs. We're doing just fine, you're just not trying.
DocGreen wrote:Reasons to play it:
1.Thought it had a good concept for an MMO
It's a fantastic concept and I've yet to get bored!
DocGreen wrote:2. Different and slightly more realistic -!but to the point of a pig managing to kill a man in two shots, terrible :/...!
You didn't die you idiot, you got knocked out, get your lazy ass up and go take on ants, oh I doubt you can do that either. Been playing a focking week almost non stop and I'll admit, I can't kill a boar yet with my fists, and also, those things are bitches in rl too, you try and go at one with your fists, it'll fuck you up.
DocGreen wrote:3. collecting materials for a house agreed is most taxing which i think is pretty well measured in time etc.
You try and build a house in one day with a stone axe and a bone saw, I think they were generous with that.
DocGreen wrote:4. LP are great but it gets to the point were you have found all these new items and you just find your self stuck looking for curiosities and doing other annoyingly gay jobs.... keep it straight and reasonably simple because without a tutorial i had to spend some time on youtube listening to germans and some guy whos stoned wandering what he did last...
So? That's youtube, check the wiki you ass-hat. I'm an upscale hermit with friends and we still spend most of our time looking for curios.
DocGreen wrote:5. The size of the map (ruined to people owning so much of it)... Fuck letting people own it let it be pillaged or don't but don't go this crazy.
The size of this shit is wicked, and I do agree, some people just have too much! D: Pandemonium >> Took me six-god-damned hours to get away from your fucking flags! D:
DocGreen wrote:In conclusion this is a fucking awesome game because of the concept and the only reason I don't love it is because I'm too lazy to give a fuck. It is a must that you should take these just into consideration, this game is great, read the wiki, watch the forums, stickies are your friends. Good luck with your little hearthy life and don't be a lazy shit like me!
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