Homosexual bull

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Homosexual bull

Postby overtyped » Tue Jul 30, 2013 6:38 pm

This bull won't mate with any of the cows, I haven't had any calfs in over 5 days.
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Re: Homosexual bull

Postby MurderAlt » Tue Jul 30, 2013 7:06 pm

Light some candles, set the mood. He's not a machine, maybe he just wants to feel appreciated before he gives it up.
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Re: Homosexual bull

Postby krikke93 » Tue Jul 30, 2013 8:15 pm

Maybe they're all lesbians instead of the bull being homosexual?
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Re: Homosexual bull

Postby overtyped » Wed Jul 31, 2013 2:01 am

krikke93 wrote:Maybe they're all lesbians instead of the bull being homosexual?

naw, those skanks already had babies with the previous lower Q bull.
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Re: Homosexual bull

Postby Windforce » Wed Jul 31, 2013 2:03 am

Maybe they are a One-Bull kinda Cow :P.
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Re: Homosexual bull

Postby overtyped » Wed Jul 31, 2013 2:41 am

Windforce wrote:Maybe they are a One-Bull kinda Cow :P.

I'm gonna assume that none knows why.
Early world exploit: Put your hearthfire inside a cave, then hold shift to position a claim right in front of a cave. After 8 hours the claim will be unbreakable. Since your hearthfire is inside the cave, you can still get back inside, and leave, but nobody will be able to enter, effectively making you unraidable for the first 3-7 days. Enjoy
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Re: Homosexual bull

Postby LuKo » Wed Jul 31, 2013 4:30 am

Since he is a new one, you must teach him how to do the stuff by doing it yourself while he's watching.
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Re: Homosexual bull

Postby overtyped » Wed Jul 31, 2013 6:28 am

Just want to say none of those comments are witty, and i would like a real discussion on why my bull is a fag loving queer.
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Re: Homosexual bull

Postby Eviscerator123 » Wed Jul 31, 2013 6:35 am

Queer steer huh? Maybe you need a new bull.
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Re: Homosexual bull

Postby Windforce » Wed Jul 31, 2013 8:16 am

Ok fine, serious answer.

Was you bull brought over from another area with females also? Or did you drag it pass any females not in that breeding pen as you were bringing the bull to its current location. Sometimes the bull (even on rope) can try to mate with another cow within range.

So maybe (Since we don't know wat u did prior to this) your current bull is already fixated on another female not inside the breeding pen and is trying to reach her.
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