Alas, it was not true.

Startled by its appearance, I made a foolish mistake, and accidentally blocked my own path with a single stone stockpile.
But this was not to be the only tragedy to befall me.
A friend came to try and avenge me. Armed with a bow, he fired at the monstrous beast.

My corpse was smashed to pieces as the troll stomped over it trying to reach its attacker, who was killed in the ensuing rockfall.
I imagine this may make it difficult to build a cairn, in addition to losing all the gear I had been wearing, now strewn about.
Let this be a lesson to all. Learn from my dire misfortune.
P.S. why aren't study desks inherited? lol