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The Adventures of Bush Boy

Postby jordancoles » Sun May 13, 2018 11:04 pm

So I was just sitting at my desk when I noticed this strange guy on my street who was checking out the bushes beside the grocery store.

Suddenly, he climbed inside of one.

What do you think he was doing?

Picking up or dropping off drugs? Scoping out a new nap location? Taking a shit?

Weird stuff, anyways :P
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Re: The Adventures of Bush Boy

Postby jordancoles » Sun May 13, 2018 11:09 pm

Some people are saying he might've taken a shit because he was in there like 5 minutes but if that was the case why was he scoping out the other bush??? And why did he come out of the first bush with a stick/knife?????

So many questions
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Re: The Adventures of Bush Boy

Postby Amanda44 » Mon May 14, 2018 1:17 am

Lol, I think he spotted a dead animal in there and was poking it with a stick ... it obviously intrigued him ... maybe he was seeing if it was still fresh enough to take home and eat, when he finally decided it was too far gone he checked the next bush to see of there were any more.
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Re: The Adventures of Bush Boy

Postby MrPunchers » Mon May 14, 2018 4:41 am

Maybe he was beating tf outta his dick, my best guess for a dude chilling in a bush.
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Re: The Adventures of Bush Boy

Postby pheonix » Mon May 14, 2018 4:51 am

He either lost something in a bush or maybe digging a dole to put something in. watching it again for some reason he reminds me of an autistic kid that's looking for something.
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Re: The Adventures of Bush Boy

Postby Onep » Mon May 14, 2018 5:49 am

Isn't it great we live in a time where any old voyeur can spy on someone else with their camera and upload it the internet in an attempt of mockery?
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Re: The Adventures of Bush Boy

Postby Onep » Mon May 14, 2018 5:59 am

Does it get your dick hard when you're sitting there filming a complete stranger thinking about how you're going to make fun of him with your friends online?
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Re: The Adventures of Bush Boy

Postby MrPunchers » Mon May 14, 2018 6:02 am

With these responses, I have a feeling that this bush man may have been Onep in disguise.
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Re: The Adventures of Bush Boy

Postby jordancoles » Mon May 14, 2018 6:30 am

Onep wrote:Does it get your dick hard when you're sitting there filming a complete stranger thinking about how you're going to make fun of him with your friends online?

Maybe just don't do weird shit on the street if you don't want people to take notice of you :?:

Idk man, it was definitely funny to me. It's not like I want him to be arrested for picking up his drugs or whatever he was doing, but having some random guy walking around looking in bushes isn't something I see outside my window every day ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Re: The Adventures of Bush Boy

Postby azrid » Mon May 14, 2018 7:27 am

He must have dropped something and retracing his steps to find it.
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