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Jordancoles is a 30 year old boomer

Postby jacksonblu » Wed Oct 03, 2018 4:58 am

You have 10 seconds to convince me jordancoles isn't a 30 year old boomer. That's right, you can't.

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Re: Jordancoles is a 30 year old boomer

Postby jordancoles » Wed Oct 03, 2018 5:09 am

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I am a 23 yr old virgin
Duhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off. :lol:

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Re: Jordancoles is a 30 year old boomer

Postby overtyped » Wed Oct 03, 2018 6:02 am

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I am a 23 yr old virgin

Bob dole saw that video where you filmed your dad hiding in a bush. This leads bob dole to think your father has had prior experience hiding in a bush, namely your bush.
You do realize it's 2018, the fact that you say you are a virgin, yet your father has certainly on many drunken nights, pounded your bushy behind makes me think you are homophobic for denying that it's sex.

Though you may not have enjoyed it at that moment, Bob dole thinks deep down you knew this was your only shot to get laid.
Anyways, if word gets out about your blatant hate for homosexuals, your average 30 viewer count on your video's will drop. #notanymore
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Re: Jordancoles is a 30 year old boomer

Postby jordancoles » Wed Oct 03, 2018 8:46 am

overtyped wrote:Bob dole saw that video where you filmed your dad hiding in a bush.

Based on his response I think that that was Jalpha, actually
Duhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off. :lol:

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Re: Jordancoles is a 30 year old boomer

Postby Zentetsuken » Wed Oct 03, 2018 9:03 am

you dont deserve your beard
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Re: Jordancoles is a 30 year old boomer

Postby Jalpha » Wed Oct 03, 2018 10:11 am

Yea so I go about fixing peoples internet from inside of their bushes okay. Perfectly normal behaviour.

Why have you summoned me. What is this thread even about.

Boomers aren't 30yrs old. This is like one of those memes where captain jean luc piccard says "I'll be back" from the back of a porpoise.
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Re: Jordancoles is a 30 year old boomer

Postby Zentetsuken » Wed Oct 03, 2018 11:52 am

you dont deserve your beard either
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Re: Jordancoles is a 30 year old boomer

Postby abt79 » Wed Oct 03, 2018 4:14 pm

Hafen is okay... *crack*
But Legacy...now THAT was a good game *sip*
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Re: Jordancoles is a 30 year old boomer

Postby neeco » Wed Oct 03, 2018 4:41 pm

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Re: Jordancoles is a 30 year old boomer

Postby jacksonblu » Wed Oct 03, 2018 5:33 pm

Jalpha wrote:Boomers aren't 30yrs old.

That's the joke dumbass. The term makes fun of millenials who feel out of touch with younger millenials, therefore being more likely to relate with boomers than their own generation
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