by overtyped » Wed Oct 03, 2018 6:02 am
jordancoles wrote:
I am a 23 yr old virgin
Bob dole saw that video where you filmed your dad hiding in a bush. This leads bob dole to think your father has had prior experience hiding in a bush, namely your bush.
You do realize it's 2018, the fact that you say you are a virgin, yet your father has certainly on many drunken nights, pounded your bushy behind makes me think you are homophobic for denying that it's sex.
Though you may not have enjoyed it at that moment, Bob dole thinks deep down you knew this was your only shot to get laid.
Anyways, if word gets out about your blatant hate for homosexuals, your average 30 viewer count on your video's will drop. #notanymore
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