I was hitchhiking... to somewhere. And the guy behind the wheel is playing Haven. (I don't know how...) And so am I. Turns out I'm right in his line of sight. And he says one word: "kill". And he begins attacking me. I log out. I tell him to let me go. He says once he says kill, he kills.
And then he arrives at his destination. He is a college student headed to class. So I seize his homework papers and a scissors that happens to be around. I open the scissors and very gently put a blade up his nose so he will listen to me. I didn't cut him, but I pull it out. He's freaked out now. I tell him, "You let me go, or I shred your homework." The scissors' mouth is gaping over one sheet.
He pleads, "But your character is almost dead, anyway."
I look at him like I mean business.
He gawps at me like I'm crazy, and ceases attacking my character, which is probably in need of a stitch patch for six months.
And he goes off to class.