Ideal Quantity of Ass

[Ysh]

Season's greetings and a ho ho hello to you all again my finest friends,

Now that winter seasons are upon us in hearthlands, the men have barricaded himselves in his hovels against the cold, harsh winds. With this time we can have some room to ponder and reflect on some of live's meatiest questions. Of course the top question on any man's mind at this moment's present is surely question of ideal quantity of ass. It is well known that half of an ass is no good amount of ass. If I am order some warm soups from village cooks to heat cold winter body, I will not want these cooks to bungle my soup with half ass job. But here is exposed the problem now, what is best quantity of ass to get? Should I insist on no ass job or full ass job?

Case for Minimum Ass
If a man will call me an ass, this is not compliment to me. Ass is part of body where waste will come out, so it is bad to be compared to this thing! Maybe this negative association of ass comparison can also become extended to jobs. If this is case, then the more ass is in job, the worse this job is, so I should like to ask for a no ass job.

Case for Maximum Ass
In phrase ''half ass,'' his meaning is some thing like ''half efforts.'' In this case we can see that word ''efforts'' correlate to word ''ass.'' If this is case, then ''full ass'' should mean to give ''full efforts.'' If this one is ideal, then I should like to ask for a full ass job.

I think this can be very polarizing topic for some of the men. For these discussing, it is important to keep in mind that you can put all sort of men in a room together. These men will have range of preference and ideal with regard to ass, this is natural I think. Some will want as much ass as he can get, other will not care for this ass and try to minimize it. But to either of these types of men, if you were to show him case where there is only half ass? Both type will tell you exactly that you are half way to where you ought to belong. How is it that two men with so opposite view can agree so easily? Maybe these two men are really not so different? If you can remember this then I think the topic of ass do not need to spread us apart, but instead can squeeze us more tightly together.

What do you all fine men from forum think of this one? What is your preferred amount of ass? Can you make different case for ideal quantity of ass that I could not think of above? Is perhaps some other quantity of ass ideal aside from maximum and minimum? As always, I will look front and forward to reading your ideas and thank you all for some of this consideration!

[Burinn]

Of course the top question on any man's mind at this moment's present is surely question of ideal quantity of ass.

[Ysh]

Of course the top question on any man's mind at this moment's present is surely question of ideal quantity of ass.

Do you neglect to consider this question of ass? If you will order some soups, how much ass will you request?

[SmackMcBacon]

Full ass, all the way, with rosy cheeks

[MagicManICT]

Just to be clear, properly calling someone an ass is a reference to a specific subgenus, Asinus, of the family Equus (horses and the like). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asinus Such people exhibit stubborn, loud behaviors as one would expect from a misbehaving beast of burden. Too bad people don't use words properly these days.

[Ysh]

Just to be clear, properly calling someone an ass is a reference to a specific subgenus, Asinus, of the family Equus (horses and the like). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asinus Such people exhibit stubborn, loud behaviors as one would expect from a misbehaving beast of burden. Too bad people don't use words properly these days.

Yes, this tend to be how it goes. To be stubborn and loud is not good trait usually, so to call some man this is not compliment. Eventually this word build up negative association and men just start to use it as negative word to mean not much else than just ''bad.'' You can see similar situation with word like ''idiot'' which at one point was technical term for man with certain IQ.

What is your opinion on quantity of ass? Should I assume you are the kind of man that will ask for a ''no ass job'' if you like to get good results, based on this elaboration on ass?

[Hasta]

You can see similar situation with word like ''idiot'' which at one point was technical term for man with certain IQ.

On the contrary, the term was initially for a medical condition and became an insult implying a certain IQ.

[Ysh]

You can see similar situation with word like ''idiot'' which at one point was technical term for man with certain IQ.

On the contrary, the term was initially for a medical condition and became an insult implying a certain IQ.

Yes, this medical condition was intellectual disability. At the time I think IQ is how they measure this, no?

[Hasta]

Yes, this medical condition was intellectual disability. At the time I think IQ is how they measure this, no?

If I'm not mistaken, idiocy as a condition doesn't always mean low IQ as it's measured. I'm not a medical professional, ofcourse, but I remember having similar discussion with one waaay back.

[MagicManICT]

What is your opinion on quantity of ass? Should I assume you are the kind of man that will ask for a ''no ass job'' if you like to get good results, based on this elaboration on ass?

Given the broad definition of what "ass" is... I can only quote lyrics from a certain song--https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM4nxOwkRiw&feature=youtu.be&t=47

Yes, this medical condition was intellectual disability. At the time I think IQ is how they measure this, no?

The term goes way before the IQ test was created in the 20th century. I think some pre-Rennesaince writings use the word. (If nothing else, Shakespeare used it--
"Life ... is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.”)