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Re: Why aren't characters anatomically correct?

Postby Jackard » Sun Sep 13, 2015 7:47 am

because they are muppets
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Re: Why aren't characters anatomically correct?

Postby Jesus_Smith_Nandez » Sun Sep 13, 2015 7:58 am

If my character were anatomically correct, he wouldn't be able to walk because his dik would be 2 big
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Re: Why aren't characters anatomically correct?

Postby painhertz » Sun Sep 13, 2015 8:20 am

Literally EVERYONE missed my point. WHY ARE THERE NO COCKS AND VAGINAS? I mean come on the game has weed, coke, cock shaped lakes, a recipe called creamy cock, probably some psychedelics so what's the hang up with putting the fun bits in?
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Re: Why aren't characters anatomically correct?

Postby alioli » Sun Sep 13, 2015 8:25 am

painhertz wrote:Literally EVERYONE missed my point. WHY ARE THERE NO COCKS AND VAGINAS? I mean come on the game has weed, coke, cock shaped lakes, a recipe called creamy cock, probably some psychedelics so what's the hang up with putting the fun bits in?

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Re: Why aren't characters anatomically correct?

Postby painhertz » Sun Sep 13, 2015 8:26 am

alioli wrote:
painhertz wrote:Literally EVERYONE missed my point. WHY ARE THERE NO COCKS AND VAGINAS? I mean come on the game has weed, coke, cock shaped lakes, a recipe called creamy cock, probably some psychedelics so what's the hang up with putting the fun bits in?

wow.


Well? My wife watched ants destroy my clothes and was like "Where is your cock?" And I was like "Good question."
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Re: Why aren't characters anatomically correct?

Postby GenghisKhan44 » Sun Sep 13, 2015 10:06 pm

painhertz wrote:
alioli wrote:
painhertz wrote:Literally EVERYONE missed my point. WHY ARE THERE NO COCKS AND VAGINAS? I mean come on the game has weed, coke, cock shaped lakes, a recipe called creamy cock, probably some psychedelics so what's the hang up with putting the fun bits in?


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Re: Why aren't characters anatomically correct?

Postby jordancoles » Sun Sep 13, 2015 10:11 pm

painhertz wrote:
alioli wrote:
painhertz wrote:Literally EVERYONE missed my point. WHY ARE THERE NO COCKS AND VAGINAS? I mean come on the game has weed, coke, cock shaped lakes, a recipe called creamy cock, probably some psychedelics so what's the hang up with putting the fun bits in?

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Well? My wife watched ants destroy my clothes and was like "Where is your cock?" And I was like "Good question."

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Re: Why aren't characters anatomically correct?

Postby Jesus_Smith_Nandez » Sun Sep 13, 2015 10:14 pm

Painhertz is married? Fuck, I wanted him to be my step-dad
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Re: Why aren't characters anatomically correct?

Postby Sleep » Sun Sep 13, 2015 10:28 pm

painhertz wrote:
alioli wrote:
painhertz wrote:Literally EVERYONE missed my point. WHY ARE THERE NO COCKS AND VAGINAS? I mean come on the game has weed, coke, cock shaped lakes, a recipe called creamy cock, probably some psychedelics so what's the hang up with putting the fun bits in?

wow.


Well? My wife watched ants destroy my clothes and was like "Where is your cock?" And I was like "Good question."

Good point by your wife, if you don't carry a Image while fighting ants you have no idea what you're doing.
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Re: Why aren't characters anatomically correct?

Postby venatorvenator » Sun Sep 13, 2015 11:07 pm

They were correct once. But they were cursed by the devs and must now find and reattach their own parts.
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