Favorite Quote Thread

[Burinn]

"Those are valid responses to invalid ones, such a thread really requires no critique and next time I'll just go post where you can't see if you're going to be a troll about it"

~A Once Sane Man

[wilkesbooth]

"My life has been a lie! God's dead! The government's lame! Thanksgiving is about killing Indians! Jesus wasn't born on Christmas, they moved the date. It was a pagan holiday!" -Mitch Hedberg

[wafflecat]

"From my rotting body, flowers shall grow and I am in them and that is eternity." -Edvard Munch

This quote got to be my first tattoo. Thought it would be cool but now it's just luring idiots who don't speak english asking me to translate it for 'em.

"My life has been a lie! God's dead! The government's lame! Thanksgiving is about killing Indians! Jesus wasn't born on Christmas, they moved the date. It was a pagan holiday!" -Mitch Hedberg

Isn't that from Rick and Morty?

[Burinn]

"My life has been a lie! God's dead! The government's lame! Thanksgiving is about killing Indians! Jesus wasn't born on Christmas, they moved the date. It was a pagan holiday!" -Mitch Hedberg

Isn't that from Rick and Morty?

Says it's from Mitch Hedberg right there dude.

[NOOBY93]

All people pick their noses. The diference is in what we decide to do with the stuff after we take it out

Someone on the internet

Pretty sure I read somewhere that consuming them is quite good for you. You can build a bacterial resistance sorta like inoculation or something.

You always did strike me as someone who eats their own boogers.

[Burinn]

You always did strike me as someone who eats their own boogers.

Thanks. Funny enough I have a sinus infection right now.

[wafflecat]

"My life has been a lie! God's dead! The government's lame! Thanksgiving is about killing Indians! Jesus wasn't born on Christmas, they moved the date. It was a pagan holiday!" -Mitch Hedberg

Isn't that from Rick and Morty?

Says it's from Mitch Hedberg right there dude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oi12dCzHG4

Also,
"I believe in white supremacy until the blacks are educated to a point of responsibility." - Burinn
Can you say that's not your quote now?

[Burinn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oi12dCzHG4

Also,
"I believe in white supremacy until the blacks are educated to a point of responsibility." - Burinn
Can you say that's not your quote now?

Yes. A quote from you trying to be funny by making light of racism by lying. Classy. Sorry if I was mistaken in assuming someone wouldn't lie about something as mundane as a quote on the internet?

Lighten up, Christ. No need to make this about race in an otherwise civil conversation.

[wafflecat]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oi12dCzHG4

Also,
"I believe in white supremacy until the blacks are educated to a point of responsibility." - Burinn
Can you say that's not your quote now?

Yes. A quote from you trying to be funny by making light of racism by lying. Classy. Sorry if I was mistaken in assuming someone wouldn't lie about something as mundane as a quote on the internet?

Lighten up, Christ. No need to make this about race in an otherwise civil conversation.

Oh, come on. Replace that quote with anything not said by you, the point remains the same. Don't go all sjw for no reason, this is light hearted. :D

[Burinn]

Oh, come on. Replace that quote with anything not said by you, the point remains the same. Don't go all sjw for no reason, this is light hearted.

Yeah sorry I don't think white supremacy is funny or light hearted regardless of the context. But otherwise, yup, got it. The quote wasn't from whoever that was and it's from that cartoon show.