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Re: How would you treat Jorb and Loftar if they were your gu

Postby vatas » Fri Sep 11, 2020 12:31 pm

dafels wrote:I have a good suspicion that Jorb is a socialist.


I'm under impression that he's a monarchist whose optimal society was Imperial Germany when it was led by Bismarck or something like that.
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Re: How would you treat Jorb and Loftar if they were your gu

Postby dafels » Fri Sep 11, 2020 1:20 pm

vatas wrote:
dafels wrote:I have a good suspicion that Jorb is a socialist.


I'm under impression that he's a monarchist whose optimal society was Imperial Germany when it was led by Bismarck or something like that.


Actually makes sense, all of the moderators on the forums are monarchist sympathizers, so one just has to be a monarchist sympathizer to become a moderator? Is this forums some kind of a nostalgia circlejerk cult? Monarchism is not going to work in our today's climate, Jorb, mind to elaborate on your sympathies for monarchism?
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Re: How would you treat Jorb and Loftar if they were your gu

Postby Jalpha » Fri Sep 11, 2020 6:29 pm

I think sometimes for progress to occur a powerful social figure capable of playing the good guy or the bad guy depending on circumstance is required.

I think democracy is sometimes flawed in that catering to what peaople want is not always what is best for the people. However elections inherently require popularity.

All hail King Trump? See if you are still laughing this time next year ho ho ho. Perhaps he will usher in the new era of corporate anarchy. Huzzah.
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Re: How would you treat Jorb and Loftar if they were your gu

Postby dafels » Fri Sep 11, 2020 6:40 pm

Jalpha wrote:I think sometimes for progress to occur a powerful social figure capable of playing the good guy or the bad guy depending on circumstance is required.

I think democracy is sometimes flawed in that catering to what peaople want is not always what is best for the people. However elections inherently require popularity.

All hail King Trump? See if you are still laughing this time next year ho ho ho. Perhaps he will usher in the new era of corporate anarchy. Huzzah.


I don't see the Trump's isolationist policies really helping 'murica and the countries that have accepted the values of western world, except we all must support that he is against the China Communist Party which wants to dominate the world and exercise heavy human rights voilation and censorship, who would want to live in a regime of those values if China Communist Party dominates the world where you have to be a cuck for communist party? I rather am a cuck for the corporations since they don't restrict freedoms so much and don't violate basic human rights. I think that the next big thing that will be better than capitalism and markets will be centered around AI. All jobs will be replaced by AI, so they will have to make organization that will guarantee a universal basic income for all citizens of earth to set off the risk of proletariat class struggle and the rich/governments could stay in power, but I think the transition to it will be a huge clusterfuck, that is, if civilization will even last that long lol.

The interests of rich and corporations are in charge of countries that adopt capitalism, but the second best system - soycialism sucks way more. Until the next cycle of revolution, fuck yea 'murica.

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Re: How would you treat Jorb and Loftar if they were your gu

Postby Finigini » Fri Sep 11, 2020 8:17 pm

Probably have a cup of tea and talk about game design or the games that inspired us.
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Re: How would you treat Jorb and Loftar if they were your gu

Postby peanutzrgud » Sun Sep 13, 2020 8:53 am

first id feed them vegan turkey burgers and fried tofu
then afterward, id get them dangerously drunk on my homemade wine and then we would do a 3 man remake of the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe.
Then we go to build a bear so they can build their own bears.
After that id ask them to teach me how to speak the denmark language and use that to write a very NSFW screen play set in the hnh world (probably involving trolls)
Then we would do smores by the candle lights and fireplace and see if all 3 of us could get in the same sleeping bag.
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Re: How would you treat Jorb and Loftar if they were your gu

Postby vatas » Sun Sep 13, 2020 9:18 am

peanutzrgud wrote:After that id ask them to teach me how to speak the denmark language and use that to write a very NSFW screen play set in the hnh world (probably involving trolls)

Jorb and Loftar are Swedish, but supposedly that means if you give them a potato to hold inside their mouth, they'll speak fluent Danish.

https://satwcomic.com/language-lesson
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Re: How would you treat Jorb and Loftar if they were your gu

Postby kirion » Wed Sep 16, 2020 4:50 pm

Probably play some smash bros on the switch, get my ass handed back to me as per usual when i play that, and order some pizzas.

Also ask them why the fuck they are visiting me lmao
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Re: How would you treat Jorb and Loftar if they were your gu

Postby vatas » Wed Sep 16, 2020 5:18 pm

dafels wrote:I don't see the Trump's isolationist policies really helping 'murica and the countries that have accepted the values of western world, except we all must support that he is against the China Communist Party which wants to dominate the world and exercise heavy human rights voilation and censorship, who would want to live in a regime of those values if China Communist Party dominates the world where you have to be a cuck for communist party?


There's a neat 1-hour video about that, it might be bit overly long as it basically goes over the entire Chinese history but it's important context.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhMAt3BluAU
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Re: How would you treat Jorb and Loftar if they were your gu

Postby Teleskop » Wed Sep 23, 2020 2:13 pm

Robben_DuMarsch wrote:I'd give them help to the nearest border or airport, as I can only imagine if they were at my place, and therefore in the US, they were probably brought here against there will and would desire to escape ASAP.

Actually there has been a photo of them in the US circulating around the forum and it even got remade into at least one meme,it was the time they were working on Salem
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