Space Station 13

[NOOBY93]

I never knew this game existed. I tried to read the wiki but "are you fucking kidding me?". It's harder than my college graduating project. I would play it tho because I am sure that not knowing what the fuck am I doing might induce a lot of hilarity.

What the fuck kind of college do you go to? It's not that hard to understand at all.

[Zeler]

Cool to see that you ppl are interested. I will try to host a server, but first need to get my hands on some small map. I plan to use /tg/ code.

[NOOBY93]

Cool to see that you ppl are interested. I will try to host a server, but first need to get my hands on some small map. I plan to use /tg/ code.

Don't forget to decrease movement speed to Paradise Station style

[NaoWhut]

Awww man. I used to play this game with my
little sister.

I once started a religious extremist group of
people based around the "Great Laugh" and we
stole canisters of laughing gas that we hid
around the station. Simultaneously all of the
canisters were opened at high pressure and the
station was almost entirely filled with the very
flammable gas. I didn't start the fire, but i DID
get banned for it.

One time i was a priest genuinely trying to do
good and help people out. However i somehow
came into possession of the Russian roulette
revolver and kept it hidden in my priestly robes.
One day in confession a man came to me and
told me about how depressing and pointless his
life was. I simply slid the revolver through to
his side and said "You know what to do." I heard
a click as he pulled the trigger, and then he slid
it back through. "I guess i'm meant to live". and
then he ran off to return to life. He was a much
happier man. Later in that same round the Aliens
had more or less taken over the entire station so
me and my little sister (Priest and a nun) were
hiding in lockers by the bio lab. The entire rest
of the server was either dead or Aliens, so the
aliens were searching for us while the dead all
watched. They were placing bets on how long
until we were found. Suddenly an alien stops
near our lockers and seems to be talking to his
friends. This was our chance. Me and my little
sister emerged from the lockers and began to
beat the alien down with bibles and shout
"FOR NARNIA!"

We died, but it was worth. We heard tales of our
glory for many days to come.



I also loved playing chemist and leaving volatile
chemicals in the bar that would explode or create
clouds of gas that would cause diseases, deformities,
retardation, etc if mixed. I wasn't evil though, i
would always leave a note that said "Do not mix".
Banned 3 times for this.

[MrPunchers]

How to get gaem?

[isdel]

Install BYOND and go here and click to join a server, or use BYOND's built-in browser and join a server through that. I suppose when we have our own server someone will paste the BYOND link here.

[NaoWhut]

Beware of Nazi Mods. They ban you for
being a psychopath here n there

[Beezer12Washingbeard]

how could I be so remiss as to not post the unofficial theme song of SS13

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TICjEsvC8o

It's like someone converted the game into musical form

[stukii]

when will this happen finally rather find a glimmer

[lacucaracha]

10/10 would play