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Re: Jorb shitposting

Postby overtyped » Thu Mar 08, 2018 5:07 pm

sabinati wrote:
jorb wrote:It is done. Two and a half years later, and I am, as of today, the greatest shitposter on the forums. Look upon my works, ye mortals, and despair.


welp

don't worry sabinati, knock back a couple dozen beers, and then start typing and running your mouth like you always do, then when you start feeling sad, you can then proceed to ban people to curb that feeling. You will beat jorbs post count in no time.
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Re: Jorb shitposting

Postby sMartins » Thu Mar 08, 2018 7:36 pm

jorb wrote:It is done. Two and a half years later, and I am, as of today, the greatest shitposter on the forums. Look upon my works, ye mortals, and despair.

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Re: Jorb shitposting

Postby Granger » Thu Mar 08, 2018 7:50 pm

jorb wrote:It is done. Two and a half years later, and I am, as of today, the greatest shitposter on the forums. Look upon my works, ye mortals, and despair.

Another life pointlessly wasted...
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Re: Jorb shitposting

Postby jordancoles » Thu Mar 08, 2018 8:25 pm

Hold my beer
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Re: Jorb shitposting

Postby Onep » Thu Mar 08, 2018 8:33 pm

And so the hunter becomes the hunted.
“We still, alas, cannot forestall it-
This dreadful ailment's heavy toll;
The spleen is what the English call it,
We call it simply, Russian soul.”

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Re: Jorb shitposting

Postby MagicManICT » Fri Mar 09, 2018 4:19 am

ven wrote:Such a portentous event deserves a hat.

A poop emoji hat, maybe?

jorb wrote: Look upon my works, ye mortals, and despair.


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Re: Jorb shitposting

Postby shubla » Sat Mar 10, 2018 2:57 pm

Shit, jorb posting.
Jorb shitposting!
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Re: Jorb shitposting

Postby Redlaw » Wed Mar 14, 2018 9:16 pm

jorb be like goats walls pfft

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ok this more of me having fun anf ishing cause thats nutts lol/
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Re: Jorb shitposting

Postby sabinati » Wed Mar 14, 2018 11:37 pm

overtyped wrote:
sabinati wrote:
jorb wrote:It is done. Two and a half years later, and I am, as of today, the greatest shitposter on the forums. Look upon my works, ye mortals, and despair.


welp

don't worry sabinati, knock back a couple dozen beers, and then start typing and running your mouth like you always do, then when you start feeling sad, you can then proceed to ban people to curb that feeling. You will beat jorbs post count in no time.


that's a ban
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Re: Jorb shitposting

Postby Onep » Thu Mar 15, 2018 2:37 am

Sounds like quality moderation to me tbqh
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This dreadful ailment's heavy toll;
The spleen is what the English call it,
We call it simply, Russian soul.”

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