Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
What's that next line should be?

Darn, darn, darn, darn,
How could you forget?
Quick, quick, quick, think!
Just finish the cursed couplet.

Must, must make up a rhyme.
Oh, why is it so hard?
Well, the reason is possibly that
You're not even a bard.

Couldn't graduate music school,
So now you're on your own.
Singing stupidly awkward songs
To birds and trees alone.

Row, row, row your boat...
Well, now I'm just repeating myself.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Mom was always right...
