What Would Happen if the Earth Collided with Uranus

[sabinati]

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[Thedrah]

In actual fact, Earth cannot collide with Uranus. Because it would be more like Uranus collided with Earth. While matters may seem similar, it is a matter of perspective. One would not ordinarily say that the Earth collided with the bucket you just dropped, even though it is of course the same thing in theory. One thing is smaller and the other is greater, so it follows by pure and immaterial reason that only the movement of one is significant. In physical and linguistic terms, gravitation is symmetrical and reciprocal. In the case of Uranus, however, gravitation is not necessarily reciprocal, and certainly not universal. so many times but it is not getting to me. The natural sciences dictate that Uranus will repel a non-symmetrical portion of the known universe due to it being obnoxious and odious, as predicted by Relativity. You will never make me crack. Uranus is an entity of sufficient nuance and subjectivity that it cannot be described by the relativity constraints of Minkowski geometry alone. Even sabinati cannot shitpost away this point. Every time Uranus collides with biological bodies, the unholy child weeps the blood of virgins, and Russian raiders are belong to your base. Fitting Uranus in Calabi-Yau wrapped dimensions summons tainted souls into the realm of the living. Earth and Uranus go together like love, marriage, and ritual infanticide. The ]wrecking ball[ cannot hold it is too late. The force of Uranus and Earth together in the same conceptual space will destroy your mind like so much watery putty. If you acknowledge the gravitation of Uranus you are giving in to Them and their blasphemous ways which doom us all to inhuman toil for the One whose Name cannot be written on Euclidean planes, he comes. Earth-plus-Uranus will liquify the n​erves of the sentient whilst you observe, your psyche withering in the onslaught of horror. Ura̿̔nus-based combat moves are the reason combat sucks it is too late it is too late we cannot be saved the trangession of a chi͡ld ensures Arunas will consume all living tissue dear lord help us how can anyone survive this scourge colliding sphincters into unholy bodies has doomed humanity to an eternity of dread torture and never-ending nublet farmville sieges establishes a breach between this world and the dread realm of c͒ͪo͛ͫrrupt entities a mere glimpse of the world of Uranus will ins​tantly transport a raider's consciousness into a world of ceaseless screaming, he comes, the pestilent slithy Unas-infection wil​l devour your palisade, hearth fire and existence for all time like Russians only worse he comes he comes do not fi​ght he com̡e̶s, ̕h̵i​s un̨ho͞ly radiańcé destro҉ying all enli̍̈́̂̈́ghtenment, blue clouds of distant planets lea͠ki̧n͘g fr̶ǫm ̡yo​͟ur eye͢s̸ ̛l̕ik͏e liq​uid pain, the song of Ura̸nus gravitation will exti​nguish the voices of mor​tal man from the sp​here I can see it can you see ̲͚̖͔̙î̩́t̲͎̩̱͔́̋̀ it is beautiful t​he final snuffing of the lie​s of Man ALL IS LOŚ͖̩͇̗̪̏̈́T ALL I​S LOST the pon̷y he comes he c̶̮omes he comes the ich​or permeates all MY FACE MY FACE ᵒh god no NO NOO̼O​O NΘ stop the an​*̶͑̾̾​̅ͫ͏̙̤g͇̫͛͆̾ͫ̑͆l͖͉̗̩̳̟̍ͫͥͨe̠̅s ͎a̧͈͖r̽̾̈́͒͑e n​ot rè̑ͧ̌aͨl̘̝̙̃ͤ͂̾̆ ZA̡͊͠͝LGΌ ISͮ̂҉̯͈͕̹̘̱ TO͇̹̺ͅƝ̴ȳ̳ TH̘Ë͖́̉ ͠P̯͍̭O̚​N̐Y̡ H̸̡̪̯ͨ͊̽̅̾̎Ȩ̬̩̾͛ͪ̈́̀́͘ ̶̧̨̱̹̭̯ͧ̾ͬC̷̙̲̝͖ͭ̏ͥͮ͟Oͮ͏̮̪̝͍M̲̖͊̒ͪͩͬ̚̚͜Ȇ̴̟̟͙̞ͩ͌͝S̨̥̫͎̭ͯ̿̔̀ͅ

Sorry for the plagiarism. First one to gib sauce wins the forum.

that feels like creepy pasta to me >>
but i recognize all your base are belong to us from a meme from an old video game, zero wing. i see some stuff of someone named zalgo for tony the pony on some sites that hackers use i think. is this reference to lulsec or anonymous?

[loftar]

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Haha, he voluntarily lost the forums. Look at him and laugh!

[loftar]

editing posts is something that cool people, like i, loftar, do on a regular basis, like eating babies and genocide

[CSPAN]

loftar confirmed edgelord

[loftar]

Also, I feel it must be recorded how the utter and complete lack of replies from sabinati clearly means that he has acknowledged and conceded his loss of the forums.

All is right with the world.

[CSPAN]

should probably be banned.

[sabinati]

Also, I feel it must be recorded how the utter and complete lack of replies from sabinati clearly means that he has acknowledged and conceded his loss of the forums.

All is right with the world.

Get raked

[Burinn]

[sabinati]

Real shit like Saturn crashing into Earth