It's not day one, but it's too funny to leave out. On day TWO, i was fishing, and some other guy came by. I joined him, and he started calling me "fishman" and asking if i've ever eaten a fish taco. Then his buddy came by and asked, "is this the fishman?" The guy nodded, then his buddy just left. When i finished fishing i went to his buddies base. He was digging a hole. I tried to spark up some conversation, but he was busy. So i hearthed home, right after i screamed,
"THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM YOUR LIFE IS AN ILLUSION BUY GOLD BYYYYYYEEEEE!"
I can imagine he was pretty confused.