Let me tell you a few things about shitposting...
You can't just wake up one day, and start shitposting. It's just something that naturally wells up inside you, from your first posts that are innocent and have a good meaning, you can already feel it if you are one whom the shitpost god has chosen to be his prophet. It starts low, with you inflating your post count in threads you know will be sent to hel, but it augments. Eventually, you hit the nail on the head. You manage to get the perfect balance of meaning enough to not get banned, and being pointless enough to be a blatant shitpost. This, is a masterful shitpost. Once you get one, you try again, until nearly all of your posts are shitposts trying to reach this epitome of shitposting again. Many of the greats who came before me, could weave these shitposts on their keyboard as if it was an art, something they were born to do. They could shitpost all day without getting a single warning. This is the level of shitposting I strive to achieve with my work, yet sometimes I fall short.

A single warning, a splotch on my canvas, a slip-up on my path to glory. Yet I continue to shitpost, on and on, not really knowing anymore where this road I'm on leads to. Lost, on the shitposting ladder to the top; falling, yet still not giving up. There are shitposters on this forum who have lost their way, who no longer shit post for others' amusement, like a true shitposter, but just because the action of shitposting brings them back to their glory days. Back before the mods deleted their threads, and their warning slate was clean. I know this is the path I take, the path I have chosen, and yet I continue on, hoping for a different result, too addicted to the shitposting experience to quit now.