by themommawolf » Thu Apr 21, 2016 11:34 pm
Just stay still the doctor said as the spooky genital fell to The giant's maw Then suddenly a rabbit broke a twig.
The big faggasaurous charged at (takes cover) "No, not the" Donkey Dildo face in my eye I feel like this rabbit will nibble my toes.
The great sir is batman's face the old ogre sperm had Terberculosis.
The disease had jordancoles mountian sized vagina was oozing tears of joy.
Along the road for the batman the wily had bat ears. The confusion was great and powerful
as the reindeer, "Dirty-Dan Dickinson" jacked into twilight dirty spermed underwear lost all coherence
and the proceeded to molest all the small mice.
The Bong Druid, master Charmeleon, looked into gaping butthole of count Mangolerius, and he saw a little Teleskop humping his mom.
In the mean teleskop was doing unmentionable things to bob doles face, but bob dole took his proud and gently kissed
(please try to make a coherent story) his own mother. The mother, named Bon'Quisha of the Shetfuel Village never knew about Doles secret
which was the greatest secret ever. Not even the nooby93 could ascertain the the fuck the secret was.
As the dawn broke over the godforsaken land of Pitmedden, like a fish, a noise that unlike the gentle coo of a red herring
eating a dove. The sunshine awoke the great big dove of love and harmony, guardian of the refugees living in all the town.
Who was that the town did need? The dove? Yes! The refugees needed the dove; this is known.
The puppeteer of the gumdrop forest cleaned his beard of lice and afixed some effigies of his mortal enemy, the ravenous moon-giant from the moon.
The moon-giant was the only of his kind able to breathe air. to chew gum.
KNOOCK KNOCK Who's there? "Banana." the sly banana who? He said gleefully.
Launching into the rapid knocking that he loved. The door shook with knocking as he knocked.
This knocking frenzy He spit out knocked down the only other way to go was anal.
(coulkd someone write a summary, I can not keep track)
Smiling with glee the moon-giant ran and ran and ran, as he consumed crystallized cum.
Tnese were farmed by using a intricate system of pulleys and levers.
The moon-giant's knowledge of basic mechanical steam powered dildos surpassed even the Jorb.
Depsite Jorb being the supreme guzzler of water. Water was useful for many things, Jorb enjoyed doing
nothing on the land. The great Jorb made great deals.
The evil hab=erdasher Paradox Interactive made evil socks of Gabberdungh to control Jorb hairy nutsack which was burning from disease.
teleskop is cool, the nutsack said. Nobody believed this. Dageir masterbated furiously watching his butthole with a mirror.
knock, knock. the moon-giant knocked, into dageirs mouth, which was full of rancid swines and dead beaten horses
Ozzy123 was the dove who protected apple pies from nasty fat Zeler who constantly lied about his consumption.
The moon-giant harbored intes ne, secret desires (whoops! too trigger happy() for crystallized cum
Ysh armpits were rank with the wonderful scent of amanda44 due to the dank secretions left by a ragamuffin from the eemerald dirty butthole.
It became apparent to all the refugees of the racism in Haven that Breivik was definitely evil.
Only a joke XD
Once for one day in the Hearthland, there was a beast, half man half bear and half pig;
the definition of a Bearmanpig!
But days pass and plants wither and the beast found true love.
The love was a fair maiden of the most obscene disposition. She was actulaly a log.
The beast, however was not a log, so he simply logged out.
Earning him the the titel of "Punmaster Deluxe."
Knock, knock the confused maiden up, impregnate her the confused maiden made of bad forum posts!
the beast was still logged out. However, his words mentioned Teleskop was a pretty boy with a bad attitude.
A portentous warning that the lad would soon face the advances of premarriage sex with twinks.
A prophecy indeed. Burinn stretched her patience, Enough was
in her pussy.
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How inappropriate was teleskop face when she realized what had happened: Nothing.
Just as nothing appeared from the black abyss of Friedichs a schess grandmaster
who hwas been extremely erect in the chair.
Meanwhile, the lantern of one thousand licked butthole of your patralyzed mother lit up the fat blunt and signalled
the start of a knocking.
Jorb reluctanly decided to purchase a proper underwear. His current underwear was too small because of copious amounts
of toned muscle. His gigantic, intimidating heart could not outsize his
cock-er spaniel.
Jorb thinks vulgarity is very sinful. Burinn agrees. But who cares? You do!
No he doesn't, but Teleskop does. Teleskop loves Burinn. Smoke this page. In a puff.
and wish some Poles get baked in an oven just like gypsies during Third Reich
whih was great She can'c coount. You are racist. which is good I love hitler <3
Back to the non-racist discussion.
You started it.
The man went into a train . . and the train suddenly . . .
. . wrote four words . .
ran out of train tracks and derailed.
Hitler's revolutionary ideasa about killing croatiosn never existed because
croations were gypsies. A beautiful people.
meanwhile in Istanbul, gypsies steal wristwatches from rich polish plumbers.
Not once did anybody relevant fire a rifle fapped or talked about fap9ing, while simultanoulsy making bad posts.
the moon-giant had grown weary butt hair from working out his pectoral muscles.
This gains goblin made great gains like the god-emporer abiding religously to teleskop big penis
in his mouth. The crystallized cum covering ozzy face splashed onto teleskop as two creamy droplets of cum
escaped from loftar's (that nooby93 swallowed) huge bulging veiny
You're all disgusting
That's off-topic
nooby93 is a gipsy
huge bulging veiny Traveller's Sack. Loftar was transporting dead beaten horses to nooby93
in exchange for mr.fox' fishdicks. Cecelia sold just to get cannabis illegal.
Not that anyone asked her what it was in her pockets she hid.
It was a humongous dildo borrowed from amanda44.
It tasted like (cecelia pussy)
soap, because of good hygiene.
the puppetmaster rejoyced "Dance, puppets, dance!" he exclaimed while ejaculating hs semen onto the ground.
90's rock music was considered a most terrible by product of this seminal ejaculation.
Which started the fire?
Fund the Wizards if you want, actually it's mandatory
along with doing the crazy frog cake filled with money