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Re: Shit noobs do

Postby Aceb » Wed Jun 13, 2018 7:32 am

Comes back after months to suddenly quickly ask you where you live and invite to party without explanation, then stops talking.
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Re: Shit noobs do

Postby vatas » Wed Jun 13, 2018 12:18 pm

I've heard stories of two noobs that back in w7 had such bases that people simply assumed were devoid of anything valuable. Once someone actually checked, one had couple of pearls in a wicker basket, other had Troll Hide that made the raiders turn the place upside down in case there was a skull as well.
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Re: Shit noobs do

Postby azrid » Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:38 pm

Put grubs and mulberry leaves together.
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Re: Shit noobs do

Postby Attas » Wed Jun 13, 2018 7:02 pm

Run from boars on speed 4.
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Re: Shit noobs do

Postby DatSheep » Tue Jun 19, 2018 2:33 am

Lmao then how do I escape? Unless you mean boars can be outrun on speed 3... :?
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Re: Shit noobs do

Postby Onep » Tue Jun 19, 2018 2:36 am

DatSheep wrote:Lmao then how do I escape? Unless you mean boars can be outrun on speed 3... :?


You can.
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