Havenstuck II: Electric Boogaloo

[Smoopadoop]

Do you guys want me to

[TeckXKnight]

Do it.

[BangPow]

Im confused....

[TeckXKnight]

Im confused....

Smoop was running a choose your own adventure on the forum before but all of that data was lost with the old forums being ridiculously wonky. Like, actually lost. If you try to find anything from 2012-2015 on the forum archives it's almost all gone. That was unintended.

Basically smoop is asking if they should run that again.

[Burritangoreborn]

im in let me know if you need backup vocals

[painhertz]

::Does the worm and the running man.....::

[Burritangoreborn]

::Does the worm and the running man.....::

[Smoopadoop]

HAVENSTUCK: THE GREAT SUMMARIZATION BUT WITH SOME BITS GONE BECAUSE I FORGOT SOME SHIT
I CAN'T REMEMBER WHO SUGGESTED WHICH COMMAND, SORRY

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

From the swirling waters of the well of Urd, like the beginning of the big bang, you form into something, from nothingness itself. What do you do?

Sharpie in the pooper

Shoe on head

You do that

Hell yes.
Hell.
Fucking
YES.
SO FUCKING PRODUCTIVE

Remove the sharpie (ouch) and keep the shoe.

Flirt with the flag lady

[color=##00BFFF]Hey bb wanna fug[/color]
You know I can't hear you, right?
And I know you're hitting on me. Stop it.
[color=##00BFFF]FUCK FUCK FUCK[/color]

Get yourself a body! Be a dude.

The weird blue-haired butcher grits his teeth and glares at you.
DO YEH WONT A BODEH

FUCKIN MACHO

Get some clothes.

WHO NEEDS CLOTHES, GO NAKED

You are caught in the moral turmoil of whether to wear clothes or not. It truly is a burden to have a body.

Put shoe on dick, flirt with flag lady

Hey bb wanna fug

ow

Enter the world, with the name of PAINHERTZ'S BEARD!

Use the shoe as protection from the sun

Get a thorn in the foot for not wearing the shoe.

ow FUCK

Much better.

Grab branches and cones, make a basket and heaps of conecows!

YES

BRING THE GIFT OF FIRE TO THE WORLD. BURN THE PLACE DOWN!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
jk that didnt happen

I see a delicious looking taproot on the ground... :^)

Study a conecow

:O
I got +50!
But +50 what?

LEARN HUNTING AND BECOME THE MANLIEST

hell fucking YES
YOU HAVE A BEARD

Catch a bunny. We will call it Kitty!

Learn foraging and level up exploration

Eat that taproot :^)

You do these things.

Where's your beard? And the shoe?

oops.

Chip a stone, make an axe, light a fire and EAT KITTY.

RIP kitty, you were gud friend, now yuo are kill.

Look around for someone.

Hm. Nobody.

Tan kitty's ass, get a bough and some berries for LP.

EAT THAT FUCKING TAPROOT

That root... really doesn't look very appetizing.

Make something interesting happen

Oh hey, its night. Nice.

wot

WOT

WOT

fug.


FUG WHAT HAPPENED

Look around like a cheater with 3rdperson

You can see that there's not much going on, except that you're in a village, and... its on fire.

Wake up.

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

CAN'T WAKE UP




WAIT WHO THE FUCK IS THAT

WHO DIS
WHO DIS
WHY HE SPEAK IN BLUE FUCK FUCK

Ask him what happened.

Ask who he is

WHO U
WAT HAPEN

I am Jim.

Allow me to tell you what has happened.

There was once a mage.

His magical prowess amassed him a following of many other mages.

With his skill, he convinced them that he was their king.

Until he ate their fucking souls.

And became a Lich

He wanted to show the world his power, so he placed his sigil above the land.


And let loose havoc upon the world.

Sorry for the crudeness of my message. My powers are not at their fullest.

Pretend to be a wizard!

Ask how to get his hat

Hey I'm a wizard too look at how magicky I am also how do I get that hat?

You are not deserving of a wizardy hat like mine.

And that's where we left off, lets begin again!

[Cavi587]

Well I'm kinda new, never played forum games like that... How do I play?

[painhertz]

Well I'm kinda new, never played forum games like that... How do I play?

just suggest stuff for the character to do and he picks what he likes and illustrates it.