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Journal of a Dirty Hobo

Postby morrogoth » Mon Aug 31, 2015 2:15 am

Day 1 -

Had trouble entering the world. This really creepy wizard kept me trapped with is magic and fire. Finally an hero'd in the fire.

Woke up naked. Never trust a wizard at a party. Crap, now I'm alone, and clueless on how to survive. Last world i was surviving, now I can't even find string.

Day 2 -

Built a weak fence.

Bear attacked. left me floating in the water, but was only mildly hurt.

Found chickens. Now I wont starve.

Day 3 -

Met Rarao. He seems chill. gave him a bone hook. Now out looking for string.

everyone i encounter seems friendly, except for the occasional fuck off.

Everyone is nude. this is the least weird thing I am encountering.

(this will chronicle my life in the new hafen, if any one can enlighten me on how to find string, please tell me.)
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Re: Journal of a Dirty Hobo

Postby Sartharion » Mon Aug 31, 2015 3:08 am

morrogoth wrote:(this will chronicle my life in the new hafen, if any one can enlighten me on how to find string, please tell me.)


Get exploration to 3. (Could be survival, pretty sure it's exp.) You will start finding spindly taproots which can be used as string.
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Re: Journal of a Dirty Hobo

Postby TeckXKnight » Mon Aug 31, 2015 3:33 am

Sartharion wrote:
morrogoth wrote:(this will chronicle my life in the new hafen, if any one can enlighten me on how to find string, please tell me.)


Get exploration to 3. (Could be survival, pretty sure it's exp.) You will start finding spindly taproots which can be used as string.

Survival is quality, you are correct with exploration.
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Re: Journal of a Dirty Hobo

Postby morrogoth » Mon Aug 31, 2015 5:50 am

Day 4 -

Nudity no longer shames me, as from the advice of the demi gods, I have found string and made myself a hat. Now I had to learn to stockpile. People are funny. They run right up to fence then see me and run away. I wont bite, although I might be slightly drunk off of walnut spirits.

Day 5 -

Went fishing. Caught nothing, but seen 2 horses. They seem to look almost clockwork.

Day 6 -

Seen my first dead body. Someone planted a red flag beside it. I would have looted it, but I am a hobo, not a thief.

Day 7 -

Missing my friends from world 7. Doubt any of them are near by. Met this Japanese girl. so far, my lean to is working out nicely.

newest goal is to gather nettles. Why in the bloody nine hells anyone would wear clothes made from the kissing cousin of poison ivy, eludes me.

Day 8 -

Seen a guy with a boat, instant jealousy.
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Re: Journal of a Dirty Hobo

Postby btaylor » Mon Aug 31, 2015 6:29 am

morrogoth wrote:walnut spirits


Image

:lol:
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Re: Journal of a Dirty Hobo

Postby morrogoth » Mon Aug 31, 2015 9:32 pm

Day 9 -

Looters struck. Stolen only bones and wrecked my drying rack. As if I gave a damn.

Day 10 -

Been clear cutting the area. Tree Huggers can suck it. I decided to find a suitable rock to set a runestone welcoming people to my camp. Need to remember the skill branch for yeomanry.

Day 11 -

Working on opening a soup kitchen for all of these naked homeless people running about. But now im half naked as I made a nettle shirt. God damn the idiot hearthling that thought this was a good idea. It itches fiercely. The sores are healing now. Running low on walnut liquor.
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Re: Journal of a Dirty Hobo

Postby Aperson » Mon Aug 31, 2015 10:10 pm

remember to get farming
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Re: Journal of a Dirty Hobo

Postby MagicManICT » Mon Aug 31, 2015 10:15 pm

morrogoth wrote:Day 7 -

Missing my friends from world 7. Doubt any of them are near by. Met this Japanese girl. so far, my lean to is working out nicely.

newest goal is to gather nettles. Why in the bloody nine hells anyone would wear clothes made from the kissing cousin of poison ivy, eludes me.


A: Wonder if that was Tonkyhonk....

B. :lol:
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Re: Journal of a Dirty Hobo

Postby Sevenless » Mon Aug 31, 2015 10:20 pm

MagicManICT wrote:
morrogoth wrote:Day 7 -

Missing my friends from world 7. Doubt any of them are near by. Met this Japanese girl. so far, my lean to is working out nicely.

newest goal is to gather nettles. Why in the bloody nine hells anyone would wear clothes made from the kissing cousin of poison ivy, eludes me.


A: Wonder if that was Tonkyhonk....

B. :lol:


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Re: Journal of a Dirty Hobo

Postby morrogoth » Tue Sep 01, 2015 12:51 am

Day 12 -

Got a Wonderous Woodshaving. epic.

Found more booze.


Day 13 -

Made a polish friend. Need boat though.

Day 14 -

Punched out a fox.
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